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Miranda
Douglas
- Georgia
- United States
Online
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
All right, it’s officially hit the fan and now we are just trying to see what sticks. Now, granted, the common denominator in everything is me, but this is America, personal responsibility is no longer necessary. Also, I vacillate between red and blonde, my natural color, so I have pictures of both.Apparently it is easier to eat organically than meet someone that way, and, according to my search criteria on this site, I might as well be tracking a unicorn. So, I’m just going to start listing a few things as attributes as well as desirables, and go from there. ME:1.) First and foremost, you should know my soul has been removed to make room for all of this sarcasm. It is just one of the many services I offer. Frankly, it should have its own font. 2.)I can’t tell you the last time I actually had cable. I like to read those bound things with lots of words and no pictures called books. I also love movies and quote them far too often for a normal person to appreciate. If I enjoy a TV show, I watch it on Netflix or Hulu.3.)You are more likely to see me sporting freckles than make-up. I’m lazy and don’t enjoy applying it. I do wear it occasionally, but if you require full time spackle, you buy it.4.)I love crossword puzzles and board games. I am extremely competitive and believe fifth place trophies are like preschool graduations - ridiculous. (Also on my list of pet peeves: people who dress their dogs like humans and Twitter.)5.)I have cats. I realize this is a bummer to many of you out there. I ask you go beyond merely tolerating them to actually liking them. I grew up with all kinds of animals and adore big dogs. I find it harder to fake affection for a Chihuahua than an orgasm. 6.)My family is very important to me and I am close to them. That being said, I am one of five children and my daughter is one of nine grandkids - so far. They are all crazy, but fun! We love and forgive very easily, and, if nothing else, serve as amazing fodder for that novel you have always wanted to write.7.)I am a true Scorpio. I am extremely *** passionate. I think intuitively and make emotional decisions; not all of them are good.8.)I have visible tattoos and am a member of MENSA. Oh, sweet irony! I plan on getting more tattoos, AND allowing for intellectual growth, because I am an information junky. Your mother will like me during the winter months when "those ugly things" are covered, and due to my outstanding table etiquette. Seriously.9.)I virtually always have music playing; I love it. I enjoy everything but country, I cannot stress this enough. 10.)In case you missed it, I have a kid. It's a girl. She is six, lives with me full time.For the most part it's a fun situation, but I won't lie, there are times when I am just waiting for the NSA to recruit her for interogations. I am virtually positive the appropriate tantrum could break any double agent into forking over the secret formula for cold fusion.YOU:1. This doesn’t mean your testosterone level leaves you with no neck, and you can’t touch your arms to your sides. Rather, I enjoy a man who knows what he wants, who has ambition, and that doesn't mind taking charge. Chivalry is not just about politeness, it’s about security.2.)No killing living things. Owning a gun is fine; shooting at the range is fine, hell, shoot your Republican friend! You may pick a flower for me if you like, but other than that, leave the Battle Royale between man and beast to the ancient Romans. This includes shooting squirrels with an air rifle in your backyard.3.)If English is your first language, speak it correctly. I come from a long line of grammar Nazis, and I will correct you. 4.)No video games, computer games, or anything else that makes 2-D fantasy more desirable than 3-D sex.5.)Visiting your parents is fine, just so long as it doesn't involve simply walking upstairs, get it? A separate bathroom or entrance does not invoke a "cottage" situation. 6. I'm already fairly tall for a girl, and if I want to wear heels, I don't want people thinking you're my nephew or making oral sex jokes. 7.)Please understand the male to female ratio on this site. If you *** "Hi", "nice pics", "how r u doing", I'm not going to reply, I'm sorry. Clearly you didn't read anything and must be punished. And when I don't reply, please don't bother sending me hate mail. It wastes your time and my wi-fi for something that no one cares about.8.) Do you have a photo of yourself in the mirror taken with your cell phone? If so, I will assume you don't have any friends to take a decent picture for you, or are not competent enough to enable to "self portrait" function of your phone.9.) Only "separated" or "waiting for your divorce to be final?" Then you can continue to wait for quality of that thing you like so much. Good for you. You plan it, you keep it going, you win!
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Stracenerwayn4
Douglas
- Georgia
- United States
Offline
Man. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-53
Hi! My name is Stracenerwayn4. I am never married other caucasian man with kids from Douglas, Georgia, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Olivia
Douglas
- Georgia
- United States
Online
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I am looking for my romantic future...are you that man? I enjoy spending quality time with my daughter, family and friends. I enjoy the outdoors and hanging out at home. I am interested in meeting the man I am "supposed" to be with. A genuine man that has similar values in life and treats others with respect. Maybe we can build a future or end up friends.. either way I am down to make the best of all life has to offer. Care to join me? Dinner..cocktail..both :-)
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Derryl
Douglas
- Georgia
- United States
Online
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
This is the most difficult part of joining a dating site. I have so much to offer to someone who is deserving of me.I am a single mom of two boys ages 10 and 15. The are my first priority :) If you don't like kids, Please don't waste our time. I love staying fit and challenging myself. I am independent, sweet , caring, loving, Will give my shirt off my back, if I care for you. I do lots of squats:) I love to travel,very adventurous, will try anything almost once. I love outdoors and nature. Love to barbecue and make dinners with friends and entertaining. I love music, many types .I love country too, so please be able to tolerate it. I drive a beater for a car right now, but there is a good reason behind that :) I am NOT looking to hook up..Let's be honest, I wouldn't be on this site if that was what i was looking for. I can HOOK up with no problem .That is not my style. I'm not desperate, I am a beautiful lady with a kind heart.I am truly a catch .I would date me ,,,HA HA, as you can see i am confident, and I know what I want. I am not judgmental at all, All i ask is that you have a job and a car.Please be motivated , not a couch potato, be fun and outgoing!! If you are a player, I don't need you...I been there and done that :) Much more... Just ask Not your house !!! Somewhere pretty !!
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Bud
Douglas
- Georgia
- United States
Online
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 22-32
Hi! My name is Bud. I am never married other caucasian man with kids from Douglas, Georgia, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Darryl
Douglas
- Georgia
- United States
Online
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
So here is the thing I have decided with this site...does it really matter what I say here? If you like my pictures you will message me, if not, you won't. Fair enough right? And I will do the same...you usually *** if you like what you see, the rest can be discussed in more detail later...Full Disclosure: If you are looking for a hook up or sex partner, I am not your girl. I am here to meet normal men, looking for a normal girl with good intentions. I would prefer to meet somewhere like a wine bar, lounge, jazz bar. Not a club or for coffee...sorry to break the awkwardness I need a little liquid courage.
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Josefine
Douglas
- Georgia
- United States
Online
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
Really hoping that maybe this can be the beginning of maybe some awesome dates!! I like movies, gardening, good TV, Tetris.... what about yourself? :-)
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Mitch
Douglas
- Georgia
- United States
Offline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-44
Hi! My name is Mitch. I am separated catholic caucasian man with kids from Douglas, Georgia, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Roseanne
Douglas
- Georgia
- United States
Online
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
Hi I'm Breanna. I am spontaneous, passionate, educated, family-oriented and hard-working. I work at a high school in town, so both my sense of humor and my bulls** I've recently taken up running, I love hiking and backpacking, and I make an effort to live a healthy lifestyle. To me healthy means balanced, so I also enjoy tasty food and I am a big fan of relaxing with a good beer or some cheap wine. I'm looking for someone who enjoys the outdoors, can make me laugh, and can hold their own in a conversation. The men in my life who I respect are all the kind of men who go out of their way to help others, aren't afraid of hard work or getting their hands dirty, and are honest and trustworthy. So those things are non-negotiable to me.If the majority of your pictures are topless selfies in front of the bathroom mirror we are probably not going to get along, so don't waste either of our time. If that statement offends you, then definitely don't contact me because being able to give and take a little teasing is essential to getting along with me. Oh, and for the record, I can't cook to save my life, but I promise to do the dishes. If I've sparked your curiosity shoot me an ***'s chat. First dates should be relaxed and minus all the hype. Maybe a hike/something active followed with dinner at the Brewhouse.
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Lilybug
Douglas
- Georgia
- United States
Offline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-33
Hi! My name is Lilybug. I am never married catholic caucasian woman with kids from Douglas, Georgia, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.