Tanisha

• Yonkers
• New York
• United States

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Woman. 62 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

Looking for: man. In age: 52-72

Looking for a nice guy who is not allergic to cats and might even 'like' them! I do not want to date younger men, so guys under 55, don't ask! :) I’m just a ‘normal’ person who is trying to make a connection with someone that I have things in common with (being wildly attracted to him also wouldn't hurt), and not having much luck. That said, I love music (Classic Rock the most), movies, animals, my friends and anyone or anything that can touch my heart and soul. I'm smart, nice, fun to be with and slightly irreverent. I have a dry, sometimes silly and somewhat sarcastic sense of humor but it's never mean. I'm a little shy at times (so please write)! I 'normally' won't make the first move first! I say what I mean and I mean what I say. I don't believe in games, unless they're actually fun and everyone involved knows that they're playing. I'm generally a jeans kind of girl, but I also love to dress up. I'm youthful in outlook (still think going to a concert is the most 'fun' thing to do), honest, and I'm very loyal to people I love. I would like to meet someone who is fit, with similar interests and from same ' general area'. NOT interested in a LDR for many reasons and I really don't want to relocate further than the tri-state area...at least not right now. For me, spontaneity has to be ‘planned’. Although I'm getting tired of looking for the 'right one' (who for me would preferably be Jewish but not totally necessarily if everything else fits, and VERY close to my own age). I won’t settle just so that I won’t have to be alone. I wear my heart on my sleeve but try to keep my brain in my head. I have two young cats that I love and a 13-year-old diabetic kitty that I recently adopted and won't part with so if any of this is a problem, then I'm not the girl for you.Because so many men have asked, I’d love to remarry if the right person came along. I don’t respond to ‘winks’, ‘likes’ and stuff like that. If you want me to respond, the best way for that to happen is to send a message in your own words. Thanks! :) No Smokers, Please.(PS...Please have RECENT photo. Thanks)I don't think it really matters what you do or whether it's a drink, dinner or ride on a bus(joking). Ultimately what matters is that there is commonality***a connection ---and we both end the 'date' feeling that we just may have hit the dating jackpot.

Carla

• Yonkers
• New York
• United States

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Woman. 60 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

Looking for: man. In age: 50-70

UPDATE - Until now, I have responded to all messages...even if to politely decline. Due to the actions of some who refuse to accept my right to my preferences, I WILL NO LONGER ANSWER those with whom I am not a match. NO RESPONSE MEANS NO INTEREST. My sincere apologies to the good and decent gentlemen on this site. I hate treating people this way, but I am through with receiving incoherent rants from the socially maladjusted. *******************************************************************************************************************************************************Basic Flying Rules: 1.Try to stay in the middle of the air. Do not go near the edges of it. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there.2. Maintain thy airspeed or thine earth shall rise up and smite thee. If you're looking for a sweet, simpering southern belle, or a raucous redneck..hie thee to the next profile. If you're seeking a simple, good-hearted gal..that ain't happening either. Ridiculously low maintenance, uncomplicated, drama-free, honest and straightforward. Most times unPC. I color outside the lines. I run with scissors. I don't abide by the rules of "polite" society. I'm not an excellent choice for the faint of heart, the overly straight-laced, or those not in possession of their "man" card.Retired military, now working with the military in a fun and rewarding second career.The eternal optimist...I don't spazz over the small stuff. My sense of humor is finely honed, snarky, wicked, dry and obscure. I find most things pretty damn funny. If your "flash-to-bang" needs calibrating, you possess "standard issue" humor, or you opted out of the feature entirely, you will likely not understand or appreciate mine. I tend to think outside the box (minds out of the gutter, boyz).Not a damsel in distress, hence don't require a knight (gallant or otherwise) to blaze a path to my rescue. Also not in need of completion, validation, or any other BS. I have NO ulterior motives, NO hidden agenda. Not in pursuit of a MRS degree, but should Mr. "OH HELLLL YEAH!!" pop up on radar, I won't run away screaming.I have NO desire to control or change you. If you have my interest, rest assured, I like you exactly as you are. It is not my style or intent to use and/or abuse you...and I'm too lazy to stalk you.I'm not broke(n), bitter, jaded, flummoxed, demented or in any other manner adversely affected by life experiences or previous encounters with fellow members of your species. I fully own up to my significant contribution to the demise of my past liaisons. Fluent in "man-speak". I think like a man....therefore, I have an entirely different mindset than the majority of women. You will find that "refreshing".I'm attracted to the traditional "man's man", "ruff, tuff, and hard to diaper" type "A" personality. (I'm an ENTJ - extraverted, intuitive, thinking, judging). I don't require you to be a rocket sturgeon, but common sense and an above average degree of situational awareness would be nice.I work hard to keep myself in good shape. Age is NOT an excuse to turn into a lardass. Should we meet, you will not be greeted by a sweathog or the cryptkeeper. I'd appreciate the same from you. My pics are recent, the dates ACCURATE, and exactly how I look NOW. Not everyone implodes after 50. Y'all on here "baiting" with decades-old pics.....white boy, please. I will admit a preference for military (former/active/retired) men.I am - PRO-MILITARY. Strong, kickass, take no prisoners. Heroes Don't Wear Capes .......They Wear Dog TagsPRO-right to bear arms (even the right to BARE arms if you prefer sleeveless) PRO-CHOICE Politically non-conformist. LOVE Allen West and Benjamin Netanyahu.....but I'd vote for Vladimir Putin also.Some FAQ/comments and my responses - "waddup/wazzup/'sup???" = not a damn thing"how dey hangin??" = dey AIN'T hangin, homeskillet. Dey will NEVER hang."send me a picture of your ass" = sorry, my ex said he would prefer I NOT send out his picture.AnYtHiNg wRiTtEn LiKe tHiS = rEaD/DeLeTeD************************************************************************************I don't want to stomp on anyone's feelers. We would make an unwonderful match if YOU:- don't have a personality/sense of humor similar to mine. (You interpret my profile as intimidating/arrogant/judgemental/feminazi-ish/ball breaker-y, etc.... vs the spirit in which it was intended.***MUST drink or be medicated to get through the day. I rarely drink. I don't mind if you do..in moderation. HOWEVER..if your permanent home of record is LA-LA land, take note..I operate in REAL world, REAL time, RE-ALity. If you are FUBARed - if you are not firing on all cylinders - if your ducks are not in a row - if your grip on reality is influenced by, or dependent upon, distilled or chemical assistance...best to move on to the next profile.- are oppressed, depressed, suppressed, obsessed, possessed, re-possessed.......or any other "essed" word. Ditto if you are perpetually pissy and/or a sadsack..prone to moodiness, self-pity, or any other assdart antics. - mouth writes checks that your ass can't cash. - look like hammered shiite. Slack-jawed yokels, mullets and metrosexuals don't inspire "dewiness" either...therefore, non-starters. - think, act, and sound.....O L D. Gentlemen, it ain't over til they throw dirt in your face. If you are offered soup or sex, and you choose the soup.....shuffle off to the next profile.....pleeeease! - EXCEED the STANDARD definition of "average" for body type. If you lean a little toward the heavy side of "average"......I'm OK with that. BUT...c'mon gang, let's tighten up our shot group on the profiles, shall we? Stand up...now look down. If you cannot espy body parts that SHOULD be visible, YOU ARE NOT "AVERAGE", chief.THIS SITE HAS IMPOSED A 14 YEAR AGE DIFFERENCE RESTRICTION ON WHO YOU CAN MESSAGE. Gosh darnit, that sucks, and impinges on my cougar-ish tendencies, but...if you fall outside of those parameters ***and younger) and you simply MUST get a message to me,.... i.e. - stock market tips, pointing out grammatical errors, crotchety opinions, etc....."favorite" me, and I'll contact you, if interested. I only date within my own race.First date? Welllll, how 'bout...............THIS - No "date", just a meet and greet, maybe for a drink of some sort. If we find each other insufferably obtuse, we diverge flight paths after 15 minutes. No harm, no foul, nobody dies.or THIS - Skip the first date ritual. By the time we meet face-to-face, we will have already engaged in sufficient commo to determine if we have clickage, and I'll know I won't be in the company of a psychopathic axe murderer, or worse....a liberal. I'll just invite you over, we'll throw something on the grill, and hang out. YOU, of course, would be the grill sergeant, it being a "man" thing and all...A scrumptious stud muffin had THIS - "Polygraph followed by waterboarding and then a nice dinner." ....... on his profile for his first date idea. I was gonna put it on mine also, but too many of you knuckleheads would probably take me up on it. ======================================================================================================================================================================When you are dead, you don't know you are dead. It is difficult only for others. Its the same when you are stupid. "The sun oozed over the horizon, shoved aside darkness, crept along the greensward, and, with sickly fingers, pushed through the castle window, revealing the pillaged princess, hand at throat, crown asunder, gaping in frenzied horror at the sated, sodden amphibian lying beside her, disbelieving the magnitude of the frog's deception, screaming madly, 'You lied!!"

Lorna

• Yonkers
• New York
• United States

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Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

Looking for: man. In age: 34-54

Hi, i'm a young 40 something (i.e. not a cardigan wearing, ground force watching, motherly type - nor a single wrinkle in sight!). I'm blessed to look 10 years younger than I am, which drives my friends nuts ha. I have a great circle of friends who I see regularly and a good job working for a large property company in London, selling multi million £ apartments. I love fashion and recently renovated my house, so pretty much got it all going on except, not yet met the man of my dreams!! I guess like most of us on here, i'm just not meeting guys through work or my social circle. So am looking to meet someone who is fun and near my age (no toy boys) As I said, I am a young 40 something and still enjoy fun nights out and travelling, although my "raving" days are over and I quite like waking up most days of the week without a hangover. So weekends away and dinner /drinks with friends is much more up my street than tottering around the Westend in heels at midnight, freezing, looking for a rave.I would appreciate meeting someone who also has a career of sorts - it doesn't have to be in the corporate industry but I would like someone with some drive and ambition. Also someone that can mix in various social circles comfortably.Personality is a huge factor, obviously, but I think being of a similar type means the chemistry will work better. I like to tease and laugh, so someone that doesn't take themselves too seriously would be good. I'm pretty confident, but by no means arrogant. I work in sales, so am comfortable with meeting new people. I'm not looking for a pretty boy, but obviously there will need to be some attraction (which I'm sure goes for you too). I am looking to meet someone, with a view to, if the chemistry is right and things work out, that would want a relationship, so if you're wanting some fun and not really looking for a relationship then I'd rather you skip over me, although that said, i'm not looking for commitment after the 2nd/3rd date - just see where it goes, but you'd need to be wanting the same thing ultimately.I'm English, but my dad was from the carribean (just in case you're wondering)I probably wouldn't want to organise something too romantic or special for the first meet, as it could go horribly wrong if you didn't click with the person, so would suggest perhaps just meeting for a drink or a coffee somewhere..... then if we were into each other, I would let my imagination run wild and make the next meeting something more special, or hopefully, he would - as I like a man who takes charge!!