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Melissa, 50
United States, New York, Yonkers

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A bit about me:-I'm both creative and athletic (weird mix I'm told).-I'm very physically active - I play ice hockey, run, cycle, hike, rollerblade, play tennis, walk, and go to the gym regularly. -I studied art and have a fine arts degree. I've had some art shows in the city but it's not something I do as often as I used to. -I was born and raised in downtown Toronto and I live and work in the downtown.-I'm petite...or short....anyway you look at it if you like tall women you won't be interested in me.-I love to wander around the city exploring neighborhoods. Actually I really love to walk a lot. Can walk for hours!-I'm a city girl, but I love to head out to the country for a hike, bike ride, exploring a small town, or just a long drive. -Some favorite movies are - Blood Simple, The Godfather, The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, Magnolia, Dead Man, Down By Law, Taxi Driver, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Boogie Nights, Grande Budapest Hotel, so many more.-I just love music especially listening to new alternative bands (and some old ones). The list here is endless but for a small list - BOWIE, Radiohead, M83, Arcade Fire, Death From Above, The Black Keys, etc..- For TV- Orange Is the New Black, Broad City, Game of Thrones, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, etc. Love doing tv marathons.- I love animals but don't have any at the moment.. I live and work downtown so I would prefer dating someone who is also downtown. I walk a lot and especially love exploring neighborhoods. I'm very urban but not much into the club scene, although I do love all that Toronto has to offer. Fitness is very important to me. I have my Personal Trainers Certification and train people as a little side job. So I'm regularly up early at the gym either training someone or working out. If you are not active at all it probably won't work. I'm also typically an early to bed early to rise kind of person. I do make exceptions to this from time to time...I'm not always that boring really :) I tend to be attracted to people who are smart without being arrogant, athletic/active without being a jock, and creative without being pretentious. I know a lot of artists through my job and school and I'm very comfortable around people who think outside the box. This doesn't mean you need to be an artist. I'm looking for someone I can share interests with but also learn some new things from. And someone I can be active with. You don't mind when my tomboy side comes out and you still find it sexy. If you enjoy stimulating conversation and are interested in the possibility of developing something special through the process of getting to know each other then I'd like to hear from you. Obviously there are some physical attributes that lead to chemistry and attraction, but the most important one for me is someone with intelligence and a good heart. If those two qualities are lacking I will not find someone attractive. And if you can make me laugh then the potential is unlimited. Looking for a true partner...love, fun, my best friend. I have a couple of deal breakers: If you're racist, homophobic, a religious fanatic, or not active in any way shape or form, then please don't messege me. p.s. I think, act, and look younger then my years. I think that's a good thing but I'm happy to be where I am in life.I would like to keep it casual at first - a coffee or a drink is preferred.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    Yes, but they don't live with me

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Atheist

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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