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Tory
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Man. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-62
To me Casual dating means meeting new friends. ...NOT casual flings !!!!!FYI -I do volunteer work at an animal rehabilitation center In Belize (mostly manatees and Monkeys!) The photos with animals are from the center...NOT tourist photo ops!!If you're looking for a ***suit and tie/downtown condo/drive a beamer kinda person....WRONG GUY!I do have an evolving career, but my work clothes are mostly quick dry and fleece, I live on my sailboat and drive a jeep! I'm not an outdoors nut/jock, but do enjoy camping year round, time at the beach, fishing at a little lake and of course time working on the boat (goes with the turf).I'm not a game player, and have been accused more than once of being "too nice", so it takes a while for people to really trust me, that's just who I am. I was a single dad for the a few years to 2 lovely girls. ....On my own now and time to get back to more things I enjoy. I'm a photographer and marine mammal naturalist by trade, a scuba diver by passion . I'm definitely looking for someone special to do things with, including walking, scuba diving and I'm learning to sail(no ego here if you know more than me on this one).. .http://youtu.be/OM5vLcwJmZ0 .....either above or below..... it's true!......K, If the average Canadian is a few pounds overweight then am I really a "few extra pounds" or just average? LOL .... I think the heading "favorites" sounds funny when you haven't even talked to someone..... my "favorite" list is more of a bookmark list of people I should write..."Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." ~ Mark TwainPS. I seem to get more responses because of the damm whale pics then my pics! lol ... go figure!First meeting - kinda casual, coffee or tea and then maybe a walk too. Future times could be whale watching, kayaking/canoeing, even scuba diving........ but preferably doing something!
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Elmer
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Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-63
Born and raised in the wild by a family of Red Squirrels, a sworn enemy of Gwen the Gwey. My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, (aka Derek Russo Sugli Alberi - Derek the Red Tree Dweller) commander of the Squirrel Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Squirellius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next, so watch your nuts Gwen! N/S only please...I've seen this on a few profiles but have no idea what it means. I can only guess that it means "Non-slappers" or "no scroungers", so that'll do for me, or could it be Non-smokers, that's quite preferable too.Time to freshen this up a bitDue to recent popular demand and also as a reward to my fans around the world, I have decided to update my profile. After all its only fair to spread the joy, plus it makes me feel good too.....and that's all that counts really ;)Please feel free to contact me, I will try to reply, however if I don't, it could mean that, I don't think that we're suited, or, Ive forgotten how to type, or Ive had too much medication and passed out. Similarly, if I do reply, that doesn't mean that I think we're a good match. I just might be feeling chatty, obnoxious, witty, drunk or all eight. It's not like I haven't given you enough material to work with, so please say something more interesting than "Hi, how are you?"By day i work as a lab technician and due to a recent industrial accident have been blessed with the super power of flexibility and springiness, which I abuse to its full extent as a cat burglar and am now known by Interpol as Colin.This new found attribute has enabled me to start a diamond smuggling operation to finance my addiction to wine gums (which I am slowly conquering). I am considering selling my yacht and going into the shoe, flower and chocolate business. I’m an ex F1 driver and in my spare time I model hessian underwear.I can also blow up balloons and look good in big floppy shoes, red nose and curly wig....oh and I forgot to mention I’m also unbeaten at pooh sticks.Update (they seem to be a la mode so why not!)Unless you have gold and diamonds dripping from your ears and fingers or juicy gems sat on your chest i may not reply. (see profession)I'm ultimately looking for someone that can multitask, that way i can sit around all day and do sod all.Please show this on your profile if you know someone who has been eaten by a shark!~~~/~~~o/~~~Now wheres that nurse with the medication trolley........ Update 14.73 It would appear that its not just men that don't bother to read profiles, I'm still getting "hi there" and "hi how are you" messages.....so pique my interest, say more than hi, catch my eye and you may just get a reply ....oh i enjoyed that.Update 21.6.938.06.a Alas time and medication have now caught up with me and I no longer have dark flowing locks of hair, in fact its decidedly grey! As was once said by a famous Mexican "joo wanna stroaka ma goat?"Pooh Sticks of course
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Dj
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Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28
Fun, adventurous, ready for someone 2 keep love lots of fun distraction just go with the flow! Been told I'm different. Look for and adventurous person who likes to take risks. Our life won’t be boring. Amd if you wanna talk to me text me at ***with your name