• Centennial
• Colorado
• United States

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Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

Looking for: man. In age: 24-44

Hi! My name is Yahel. I am never married jewish caucasian woman without kids from Centennial, Colorado, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

• Centennial
• Colorado
• United States

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Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

Looking for: man. In age: 22-42

"Take me for what I am or don't take me at all, 'cause baby I can do this on my own."Please have some measurable IQ before you ***, I get minor spelling mistakes but if you are from a different country and can't spell your own country correctly you fail. Just quit now. Literally just got this message:"HI boo... ha u" WTF!!! I tap out, point me in the direction for the nearest convent! DUMBASS!!!!Well after becoming totally fed up with the nonsense, lets try a different approach... I have met Mr. Alcoholic, Mr. Needy, Mr. Clingy, Mr. Hopelessly in love after 1 date, Mr. I'm looking for another mother, and Mr. After 3 dates I will stalk you and the bars on your windows won't be enough... You sir, are 3 gallons of crazy in a 2 gallon bucket, and ain't nobody got time for a mess like you. Can I please have some normalcy and respect here!!! A little about me...a very little. I have 6 years of Martial arts training and 3 years training in kickboxing/MMA so I can and will not hesitate to put someone in their place. I also *** 'yo homey's' wrist in 2 places for trying to steal the $20 I just got back from the cashier at stop and shop. I have a lot of pet peeves that over the years society has driven to my surface. For example;#1 if you ask me to be your 'baby mama' I will make sure that no woman will ever have to worry about you calling her that again.#2 I firmly believe you should have to pass an IQ test to become fertile... 'Oh doctor, why can't I get pregnant? Well my dear, you might just be too damn stupid. Try reading a book!" #3 If you text me with 'smh' or 'hmu' you are entirely too lazy to be involved in life and therefore fail. How long does it seriously take to hit buttons... Please, get over yourself. #4 And to Mr Shirtless mirror man... No woman will ever be attracted to a man who shows his goods to the entire world for free, lets try for class.#5 Oh and before I forget, 'swag' is complete and utter nonsense! If you think that's what will get you whatever you want you literally suck at everything and should probably be sacrificed. Real men have class, boys have swag. And for the love of family guy PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP!People, this is about humans meeting other humans. So why not try to act like it. I'm not the best thing in the world, not even close and I'm ok with that, but I am a great catch who knows how to respect not only herself but others as well... Lets work on this.Extra note, just got this *** "I'm a kind hearted single farther to a son witch is 7..." Ok class, who can tell me what's wrong with this statement? My faith in mankind as we know it is gone.Please have a basic understanding of the English language including proper grammar and spelling or else you'll be wasting both of our times and I will laugh at you.Judging by the dating pool, there isn't enough liquor in the world.

• Centennial
• Colorado
• United States

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Woman. 60 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

Looking for: man. In age: 50-70

I thought I should update this and make the 'separated' choice quite clear. I will have been separated 8 years in ***and have no contact. I think and live as a single person.Well here comes the part where I have to try and wow everybody!!!! I believe I am a 'nice' person with a happy, positive outlook. I believe a relationship needs trust, loyalty, sharing, understanding and communication! I love: smell of fresh coffee, daffodils, elephants, giraffes, simple meaningfull gestures, log fires, good manners, good hygene, laughter, action/adventure films, romantic films, romance, silence, oh and much more. So what are you looking for, I get very confused as to what men actually want...........you say 'soul mate' but then run away from commitment! Its such a funny game, where is the rule book..... Help a gal out here............if you want honesty and to share some quality time together, if you are a gentleman, genuine, have an interest in life but not fanatical about any one thing, and not into one night stands then get in touch, whats to loose? I have been dancing Ceroc for about four years and absolutely love it. If I cant find my soul mate then a nice dancing friend would be good. Please pass me by if you cant let go of the past and have many issues......life is too short, we could be having fun *** try???????It would be nice to share some quality time with someone. to do things and go places together but not joined at the hip. I think it is healthy in a relationship to have ones own interests too. Life is all about balance.Rome?..............no, ok Paris.................no, well Theatre...........or a meal?....................ok then coffee and a chocolate muffin, what about a walk then? Shopping, now we all know how you guys just love to shop..............ok, you decide.........................better be quick or I just might change my mind.