SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Jaime
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Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-42
"Take me for what I am or don't take me at all, 'cause baby I can do this on my own."Please have some measurable IQ before you ***, I get minor spelling mistakes but if you are from a different country and can't spell your own country correctly you fail. Just quit now. Literally just got this message:"HI boo... ha u" WTF!!! I tap out, point me in the direction for the nearest convent! DUMBASS!!!!Well after becoming totally fed up with the nonsense, lets try a different approach... I have met Mr. Alcoholic, Mr. Needy, Mr. Clingy, Mr. Hopelessly in love after 1 date, Mr. I'm looking for another mother, and Mr. After 3 dates I will stalk you and the bars on your windows won't be enough... You sir, are 3 gallons of crazy in a 2 gallon bucket, and ain't nobody got time for a mess like you. Can I please have some normalcy and respect here!!! A little about me...a very little. I have 6 years of Martial arts training and 3 years training in kickboxing/MMA so I can and will not hesitate to put someone in their place. I also *** 'yo homey's' wrist in 2 places for trying to steal the $20 I just got back from the cashier at stop and shop. I have a lot of pet peeves that over the years society has driven to my surface. For example;#1 if you ask me to be your 'baby mama' I will make sure that no woman will ever have to worry about you calling her that again.#2 I firmly believe you should have to pass an IQ test to become fertile... 'Oh doctor, why can't I get pregnant? Well my dear, you might just be too damn stupid. Try reading a book!" #3 If you text me with 'smh' or 'hmu' you are entirely too lazy to be involved in life and therefore fail. How long does it seriously take to hit buttons... Please, get over yourself. #4 And to Mr Shirtless mirror man... No woman will ever be attracted to a man who shows his goods to the entire world for free, lets try for class.#5 Oh and before I forget, 'swag' is complete and utter nonsense! If you think that's what will get you whatever you want you literally suck at everything and should probably be sacrificed. Real men have class, boys have swag. And for the love of family guy PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP!People, this is about humans meeting other humans. So why not try to act like it. I'm not the best thing in the world, not even close and I'm ok with that, but I am a great catch who knows how to respect not only herself but others as well... Lets work on this.Extra note, just got this *** "I'm a kind hearted single farther to a son witch is 7..." Ok class, who can tell me what's wrong with this statement? My faith in mankind as we know it is gone.Please have a basic understanding of the English language including proper grammar and spelling or else you'll be wasting both of our times and I will laugh at you.Judging by the dating pool, there isn't enough liquor in the world.
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Reyna
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Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-40
Hello there! Thanks for stopping by to glance at my page, I hope your day is going well. :) don't be afraid to even send a message with a friendly hello, i try to do the same when I can. I try to see the humor side to things a lot, life's too short not too. Even if I have to laugh at myself, or any obnoxious situation, it's either laugh or cry when it comes to that right? I perhaps to laugh and smile, plus I think laughing is healthier for the human body anyways. I love trying new things, as long as its not crazy dangerous and I can learn fast enough on how to do it. I'm also willing to try new food as. Well, almost anything I might add. I enjoy music, reading, writing, haven't done that in awhile though. I don't mind going to the club every now and then, to drink and dance, but I'm not one to do it every night or weekend. I also enjoying staying home to curl up with a good movie, book or even catching up on my t.v. shows, and now that the weather has turned nice, I plan on being out a lot, I usually am up for any activity as well regarding a hang out with friends, or even a first meet, beats the average drink for coffee, or drinks in general, anyways if you've gotten this far into reading what I've wrote and want to know more, you know what to do. :) Again, thanks for stopping by and have a great day.First dates, the possibilities can seem endless. Going for a walk, bowling, shooting pool, the zoo, drink for coffee, or a drink is fine too. I would say even bicycling, but I don't own one at the moment, hopefully soon. But I am open to suggestions. I am definitely open to going to a Hockey game as well, even though I know that's pretty much over right now. ;)
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Terry
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Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-60
Wow! Things about me, mmm let me see. I Love to enjoy life. I like to go out and have fun. I enjoy music a great deal,and pretty much all music.I especially like classic rock. Im not fond of the gangsta rap stuff, but other than that I'm good. I love to dance (didn't say I was good at it LOL) I enjoy, horror movies, reading a good book, going to the beach or the mountains, watching the sunset or sunrise,I Love roller coasters. I want to find the time to take diving lessons, I think that would be amazing. I will at some point go to Vegas and ride the coaster at the top of the Stratisphere, I would love to go white water rafting. I Love a good movie, not really fond of War movies, I see enough when I turn on the news.I have a thing for motorcycles,love them. My daughter is not found of this love of mine. Its funny how your kids try to parent you as they become adults haha.I work hard and take my responsibilities serious. I do a good job taking care of me. I feel if you work hard you should take time to play a little.I think a first date should be somewhere you can talk. Coffee or a drink somewhere. A place where eye contact can be made. :-)