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Elmer
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Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-63
Born and raised in the wild by a family of Red Squirrels, a sworn enemy of Gwen the Gwey. My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, (aka Derek Russo Sugli Alberi - Derek the Red Tree Dweller) commander of the Squirrel Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Squirellius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next, so watch your nuts Gwen! N/S only please...I've seen this on a few profiles but have no idea what it means. I can only guess that it means "Non-slappers" or "no scroungers", so that'll do for me, or could it be Non-smokers, that's quite preferable too.Time to freshen this up a bitDue to recent popular demand and also as a reward to my fans around the world, I have decided to update my profile. After all its only fair to spread the joy, plus it makes me feel good too.....and that's all that counts really ;)Please feel free to contact me, I will try to reply, however if I don't, it could mean that, I don't think that we're suited, or, Ive forgotten how to type, or Ive had too much medication and passed out. Similarly, if I do reply, that doesn't mean that I think we're a good match. I just might be feeling chatty, obnoxious, witty, drunk or all eight. It's not like I haven't given you enough material to work with, so please say something more interesting than "Hi, how are you?"By day i work as a lab technician and due to a recent industrial accident have been blessed with the super power of flexibility and springiness, which I abuse to its full extent as a cat burglar and am now known by Interpol as Colin.This new found attribute has enabled me to start a diamond smuggling operation to finance my addiction to wine gums (which I am slowly conquering). I am considering selling my yacht and going into the shoe, flower and chocolate business. I’m an ex F1 driver and in my spare time I model hessian underwear.I can also blow up balloons and look good in big floppy shoes, red nose and curly wig....oh and I forgot to mention I’m also unbeaten at pooh sticks.Update (they seem to be a la mode so why not!)Unless you have gold and diamonds dripping from your ears and fingers or juicy gems sat on your chest i may not reply. (see profession)I'm ultimately looking for someone that can multitask, that way i can sit around all day and do sod all.Please show this on your profile if you know someone who has been eaten by a shark!~~~/~~~o/~~~Now wheres that nurse with the medication trolley........ Update 14.73 It would appear that its not just men that don't bother to read profiles, I'm still getting "hi there" and "hi how are you" messages.....so pique my interest, say more than hi, catch my eye and you may just get a reply ....oh i enjoyed that.Update 21.6.938.06.a Alas time and medication have now caught up with me and I no longer have dark flowing locks of hair, in fact its decidedly grey! As was once said by a famous Mexican "joo wanna stroaka ma goat?"Pooh Sticks of course
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Romeo
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Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-50
hey how are you today..thanks for stopping by to check me out..I'm a real down to earth guy..a realist of sorts...always trying to keep a positive out look on life. I'm pretty much have my life in order..no drama..I'm at the point where i just want that special someone to spend my days with..I want someone to get all willy nilly crazy with me and have fun no matter what we are up to. here is a list of random things about meI'm a big lover of music..I love metal..but my ipod goes all over the place..love 70's and 80'sI'm a gadget geek..i love technology Football..love it..GO BRONCOS!!!!Must like dogs and wonder mutt must like youi have odd work hoursmust like motorcyclessome tv shows i like..NCIS Castle Arrow..Movies..anything Kevin Smith.Star wars 1-6..X menlove Volkswagen have one buying new one next yrIm old school gentleman..I do have good manors and respect for peopleI treat people how I would like to be treatedIm close with my familysome what musically inclinedAny where we can hear each other talk. a simple activity ie pool, bowling, putt-putt
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Ezequiel
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Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-60
work hard looking for a honest girl like going topubs to listen to music like conserts like nites in like going away for weekends and love holidays have 3 children 2 boys 1 girl all live with there mum lived in weymouth for 15 years now live back in wales looking to take some one tosimple minds and u2 concerts in cardifflike to meet some one with a good sense of humour go out for a drink and a good chat like pubs with music new to this game