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Elliott, 39

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About Me

I put it down as "dating, but nothing serious" for the time being... because it gets nerve-racking when people think you're getting married based on the first date.Take your time... get to know each other. Taking that cue, This is what you'd expect from me.I have a terrible sarcastic wit, at times to a fault. The chances of me embarrassing myself or you in public are usually pretty good as I tend to be a goofy person. I drink, I smoke, I work a full-time job that pays my bills and then some. Self reliant, and self entertained.I went to school and was trained as an illustrator by some of the top in the field at the time. Spent a few years working in the field of comic books... but the technological age caught up and wizzed past me. Now, there's barely any room left in the world for classically trained pen&ink illustrators such as myself.I don't watch TV. It's ridiculously BORING now a days (curse the person who thought up the "reality TV show")So i spend my time watch movies and cartoons. Which leads to my tendency to use movie quotes everywhere and anywhere.Will never admit to being an intelligent man, but my street smarts are bar none."An intelligent man can tell you it's raining. A Wise man knows to get out of the rain"When it comes to music... I'm holding fast to the days of punk and ska. Music today isn't even music anymore.Guess if I wanted to make a fortune, I'll just auto-tune myself singing in the shower and place a drum machine behind it, post it on youtube and profit.So there ya have it. If any of this intrigues you... go for it.Because I'm terrible at making the first move.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

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    Man. 64 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 45-65

    I'm part Cyrano de Bergerac, part Hawkeye Pierce, but mostly Pee Wee Herman.

  • Ronny

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    Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44

    I am a very young 37-year-old man who has found himself divorced. I’ve got two amazing kids, ages 9 and 11. They are my life and I enjoy my time with them . I am also a business owner, which gives me the flexibility to make my own schedule so I'm not all work and no play. And I do play. I love going out and doing things. I have lots of hobbies and love being outdoors .I lead a very active and healthy life. I do like being in a relationship but just got out a long one so I'm looking to enjoy my time with a nice person I am not a one night stand type of guy but I am not looking to jump in to a relationship at this time . That said I am a honest person that will always be a gentleman and treat a lady with respect . So if you a nice person please send me a message I look forward to chatting/ meeting you . It might be dinner or a glass of wine and desert, or a nice martini in a classy lounge, or perhaps a bike ride in the park where we could stop for ice cream.But the most important thing on a date is the conversation and the feeling that I don't want it to end. I want to look at my watch at some point and think, “Oh my God, can you believe what time it is?” I want us to laugh and I want us both to feel comfortable with very little awkwardness.

  • Hirah

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    Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44

    (Answer: You never know how many inches you’ll get or how long it’ll last!) Hello everybody out there in this lonely world. I know it is confusing and fast pace to find someone but if you take a time out to smell the roses you just might see smelling the roses right next to you. A little about myself i love life there is so much to learn and do. Some of the things i like to do is to do things i never done before and to teach others not to give up when life kicks you down.Here is a list what i'm good at If you need a person to talk to after having a bad I am a good listener.If you need a hug. I give good hugs.If you need someone to go shopping with. I am good at putting outfits together to accentuate your beauty.If you need someone to lift heavy objects that you cant lift. I can lift heavy things and don't mind doing it.If you you need an activity partner to do anything with. I love getting out and learning new things i have not done beforeIf you need a bug removed or a mouse. I will not kill it but I will remove so you don't have to have to be afraid.That is some of my pg rated things I am about.I also have a bad boy exotic side also if you get to know me I will introduce it to you. The first dates are usally something that are free flowing were we can get to know each other that so nerves don't get in the way.

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