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John, 40

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About Me

Why do so many people say they are "fun loving" in their profile? Seriously, doesn't everyone like to have fun? As an oxygen-breathing hominid, I'm far more unique than those people. Writing an online dating profile ranks among the great challenges in life. In a couple thousand characters (many already wasted) I'm supposed to convince you that I don't have any serious communicable diseases, children scattered randomly around the globe, nor do I survive on a diet of whiskey and cat food. And despite my best literary efforts, you'll probably just look at the pictures. I'm doomed! At the risk of you thinking that I can’t be serious, here’s an attempt: I live by the simple philosophy that you create the life you want, by following your passions and being focused. Travel and outdoor activity inspire me. After a few years caught up in the rat race, I figured out that material stuff contributes little to quality of life. If anything, it's counter productive. Having said this, I smile graciously when someone shows up with a bottle of cheap homemade wine, but I wouldn't be caught dead drinking it (a well-aged Temperanillo is another story). I enjoy harassing telemarketers. I’m the first person at a party to get naked and belly flop off the roof into the pool. Regarding employment, no doubt you want some assurance that I won't try to steal your savings. I have a career where I get to help save the environment, and a dream business as a freelance outdoor photographer and writer. It's the best way I've found to make money so far, until someone pays me to be a wine taster. Right now, I'd rather be on a kayak trip - I could ramble on much longer, but if you've gotten this far, then surely I've earned a note from you! Cheers! I'd pick you up on my skateboard and we'd go to McDonalds. You can have anything you want, as long as it's under $3.


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    Never married

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    Spiritual but not religious

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  • Drink

    Yes, socially



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Maybe even a picnic in the park. Then we can move on to a little fun....go bowling or mini-golfing or to a sports bar or a jazz lounge or something like that....a place to have a few drinks, loosen up, maybe dance a little, maybe play some pool or foosball, have a few laughs and see what kind of chemistry develops. After that, if things go well, we can take a walk or get an ice cream or coffee before ending the night with a warm tight hug or a soft innocent kiss. I'll end the suspense right now ladies, I am not opposed to a kiss on the first date, so you can all exhale now. And the rest is history....If all else fails, what's the worst that could happen? Maybe you escape with a new friend....maybe even a new sucker to take money from in poker. Life's an experience....soak it up.P.S. Call within the next 30 minutes and we'll throw in a second date....absolutely free!!!

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