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Harlan, 36
United States, Vermont, Chester

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About Me

I'm VERY social and outgoing with a very sarcastic, cynical and often perverse sense of humor; don't say you weren't warned! I am very energetic, assertive and know what I want in life and with things in general.I love to talk; sometimes its hard to get me to shut up! I enjoy intellectual conversation or just talking about stupid trivia. I ask challenging questions and I am a great listener. I multitask well... I thank my ADHD for that... Look! Squirrel! I enjoy talking to new people.. So even if you're here for friends, feel free to hit me up! No hidden agendas or drama here.While I play hard and have a twisted humor, I am also intelligent and career focused. I have post graduate work in technology, have studied MIT coursework, and studied some law at UMASS.I have a number of different hobbies, mostly focused on outdoors and fitness. I run, do circuit training, bike and hike. Summer is my season and I try to jet ski as much as possible. In the colder months or rainy days, I spend my time working on house projects or woodworking.Now the ground rules. I have to add this because some people on this site are just, well... STUPID.1. If you're a dude, don't message me. Ever.2. If you look like or in any way resemble a dude, don't message me. Ever.3. This is a social site. If you don't have a picture and expect a conversation, think again. If you know what I look like, I should know what you look like.4. Yes, I am a guy, but no it doesn't mean I'm on here prowling for a booty call. Friends first, then we'll see where it goes.5. I'm a smart a$$. I mean no harm in what I say. If you're too sensitive, keep moving.6. I don't do ***, so don't ask. I don't care how many times a day my friends drop a deuce, what flavor their drink is or what wonderful new achievement one of their 20 kids did this week. I'm not insensitive, it's just that the world doesn't need to see this crap.7. Please be at least mildly attractive. I am not a superficial jacka$$ but there needs to be chemistry. If you have a snaggletooth or look like something from a circus, chances are this is going to progress.8. While I appreciate sarcasm, there's no need to be rude. No, I will not send you a picture of my "junk". Spontaneous

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Perhaps from Chester | Man | 45 years old | Aries
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    Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 27-47

    Hi! My name is Perhaps. I am divorced lds caucasian man with kids from Chester, Vermont, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

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  • Kae from Chester | Man | 37 years old | Gemini
    Kae

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    Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44

    I'm Travis, I'm trying this again. I haven't really made any connections with anybody on these dating sites but I'm not giving up hope. I would really like to meet someone to hang out with and get to know.

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  • Sheldon from Chester | Man | 36 years old | Cancer
    Sheldon

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    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

    Much easier to explain all this over the phone. Besides, why waste our time when most go by what they think of the picture. But I'll put something up. I am honest, loyal and committed. I like to go to movies and out to eat, also grill out. I like comedy and my favorite movie is super troopers. I listen to rock and metal music. I am an open book, ask anything you want and I shall tell.!!If you know what my header is from then we will surely get along! talk on the phone first for sometime till we agree, then we can decide where and what to do at that point.

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