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AdenoOffline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Me in a run-on sentence: I don't smoke, do drugs, drink coffee or much pop, have no real addictions (except sleep and ellipses [...]), I think girls are fantastic so I'm not gay, I like porn (but not obsessively - though I can be a little kinky if you ask nicely), I have no criminal record or demerits on my license (I can actually show you proof of both), I have a job that I like that pays well and that I'm good at, have no kids (that I know of) or pets (though I love them all), I've never been married (though I'd like to one day with the right woman), I don't snore, I'm clean, I dress nice and am organized, I have good morals and values, I always have a plan and am good with money, I'm funny, cute, loyal, I'm fit as I lift weights and run my ass off REGULARLY and look (and act ;) WAY younger than my age (sorry you crusty old boots). Phew! Wrote that all in one breath and broke all kinds of grammar rules in the process - perfect! The teachers amongst you are probably having a stroke. Don't worry, I'm actually quite intelligent and I can wear the adult hat too when needed. But it's pretty boring most of the time, so we probably won't get along too well if you can't be a bit of a goof here and there and laugh until it hurts...I often get asked: "Why aren't you married yet?" My answer: Because I seemed to have met a lot of b1tches with problems that required medication! How's that for honesty? Look, I'm blunt too - obviously...Now where was I? Oh ya, I have a big heart - yup, I'm a softie and quite affectionate, but nowhere near the Wimpus Canadianus girly type. I just tend to care more than most. Take advantage of that and I'll shred you to bits... But, give and take with compassion and I'll wash your car, take out your garbage and let you paint my nails...uh, ok, THAT'S pushing it!Seriously now, you might sucker me in for a chick flick here and there...- you pick. You could always lay down some fresh tracks with me in the mountains too - that would impress me. Hmmm, bonus points if you have any hint of musicality to you because I like to jam on my guitars at times and would love to teach you if you're so inclined - though you don't have to. But it would be nice if you let me pretend to be a rockstar in my off moments because I bet that even you sing in the car with the windows closed - come on admit it!Look, if you share some common interests with me (see my list above for a few of mine) and you bring something worthwhile to the table in return (and you're NOT an alcoholic, do XXX webcam or lines of coke off your iPad), then I'm interested in hearing from you. Yes, it's that easy, just send an *** yourself. Here, I'll even start you off (feel free to copy/paste): "Hello, I thought you were pretty cute and somewhat intriguing, slightly annoying - yet mildly tolerable. But hey, it's your lucky day and I'd like to get to know you better!" Simple right? Pillow fight? Staring contest? Pan handle? I can tell you're not impressed. Really, I have all kinds of ideas but to find them out you just have to be a big girl first and say hello because then I'll know you're interested and that cuts through a lot of this courtship B.S.Way too long story short, I'm a pretty friendly guy who flies under the radar most times but can be quite the hopeless romantic if you're lucky. Hopefully you'll get to experience that one day, but only if you're one yourself. Otherwise, you can admire me from arms length - LOL! I crack myself up sometimes...
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LaverneOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Im really looking to find a girl to talk with at first than maybe take out for drinks at a pub. Im into outdoor activities such as Dirtbiking, snowboarding, Shooting, and just hanging out with friends. If your interested please leave me a msg. something casual like drinks at a pub, a rock concert, a round of golf or a day at the ski hill.
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WilburnOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
Well let's see if I can sum me up lol I'm easy going some say shy but I say yes/no lol I just don't start convo's so don't count on me mailing lol just sayin but I do talk I will reply :) I'm kind of a stay at home geek these days helps I live at the lake black strap . I love movies even chick flicks sappy is good sometimes, music rocks but sorry country isn't my thing . I no lame I suck lol, OK now you call me a dork I enjoy playing Xbox and ps3 Things I can't stand :rude people,drama and selfish people No one is perfect or better then anyone we are all weird in are own way I've been told and I believe that sayingOh I call myself a runt and that's cause I'm 5'6 and thin I can't gain or lose weight at all Well that's about all I can rammbull on about for now ..So if I haven't bored you send me a message Things I like women with tattoos ;) First date just relax drink coffee oh and I am a coffee nutt lol