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United States, Minnesota, Onamia

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Me in a run-on sentence: I don't smoke, do drugs, drink coffee or much pop, have no real addictions (except sleep and ellipses [...]), I think girls are fantastic so I'm not gay, I like porn (but not obsessively - though I can be a little kinky if you ask nicely), I have no criminal record or demerits on my license (I can actually show you proof of both), I have a job that I like that pays well and that I'm good at, have no kids (that I know of) or pets (though I love them all), I've never been married (though I'd like to one day with the right woman), I don't snore, I'm clean, I dress nice and am organized, I have good morals and values, I always have a plan and am good with money, I'm funny, cute, loyal, I'm fit as I lift weights and run my ass off REGULARLY and look (and act ;) WAY younger than my age (sorry you crusty old boots). Phew! Wrote that all in one breath and broke all kinds of grammar rules in the process - perfect! The teachers amongst you are probably having a stroke. Don't worry, I'm actually quite intelligent and I can wear the adult hat too when needed. But it's pretty boring most of the time, so we probably won't get along too well if you can't be a bit of a goof here and there and laugh until it hurts...I often get asked: "Why aren't you married yet?" My answer: Because I seemed to have met a lot of b1tches with problems that required medication! How's that for honesty? Look, I'm blunt too - obviously...Now where was I? Oh ya, I have a big heart - yup, I'm a softie and quite affectionate, but nowhere near the Wimpus Canadianus girly type. I just tend to care more than most. Take advantage of that and I'll shred you to bits... But, give and take with compassion and I'll wash your car, take out your garbage and let you paint my nails...uh, ok, THAT'S pushing it!Seriously now, you might sucker me in for a chick flick here and there...- you pick. You could always lay down some fresh tracks with me in the mountains too - that would impress me. Hmmm, bonus points if you have any hint of musicality to you because I like to jam on my guitars at times and would love to teach you if you're so inclined - though you don't have to. But it would be nice if you let me pretend to be a rockstar in my off moments because I bet that even you sing in the car with the windows closed - come on admit it!Look, if you share some common interests with me (see my list above for a few of mine) and you bring something worthwhile to the table in return (and you're NOT an alcoholic, do XXX webcam or lines of coke off your iPad), then I'm interested in hearing from you. Yes, it's that easy, just send an *** yourself. Here, I'll even start you off (feel free to copy/paste): "Hello, I thought you were pretty cute and somewhat intriguing, slightly annoying - yet mildly tolerable. But hey, it's your lucky day and I'd like to get to know you better!" Simple right? Pillow fight? Staring contest? Pan handle? I can tell you're not impressed. Really, I have all kinds of ideas but to find them out you just have to be a big girl first and say hello because then I'll know you're interested and that cuts through a lot of this courtship B.S.Way too long story short, I'm a pretty friendly guy who flies under the radar most times but can be quite the hopeless romantic if you're lucky. Hopefully you'll get to experience that one day, but only if you're one yourself. Otherwise, you can admire me from arms length - LOL! I crack myself up sometimes...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Metal American Indian Spanish Comedy
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