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Elifelet, 38
United States, Michigan, Holton

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About Me

Really? *sigh* If I paid for this site, I'd be super disappointed. It's ridiculously sad and painfully true. Finding a decent woman here on meetville is like finding a hidden treasure at Goodwill. Rarely happens. Granted, from time to time, you might find something that from the naked eye appears authentic. It temporarily sparkles and teases the eye - but that's only after you cleaned off the crusty mold it has accumulated over years of being stuffed deep inside that heaping, rotting pile of crap in the corner. So, even by the time you do bring your newly found treasure home, clean it off, and restore its life - it's been so used and abused over the years, rarely does it ever take it's true, shiny, original form. It's damaged goods. At that point, its just a matter of getting the "lesser" of the damaged goods at the store and hope it lasts more than a week! But I digress. Like dating, I'm an avid thrift shopper and never give up on that find! If nothing else, I'm a dreamer, hopeless romantic in search of his better half. Perhaps I'm merely a glutton for punishment and meetville is nothing more than an on-going joke I'll tell the grand kids someday. I certainly hope not. Then again, everyone deserves a good laugh, right? :)The details... I'm an energetic, passionate German/English teacher and proud father to a 6-year-old handsome little devil. I am a fantasy sports guru, grammar Nazi, and beer snob to boot. I'm random, off-the-wall, play tennis, basketball, and I'm rather spontaneously retarded (in a good way, of course!). I'm extremely high-energy, love children, am adventurous (I lived in Thailand this past year), and I will always keep you on your toes. Speaking of toes, I have a slight foot fetish. Kidding. Well, I certainly like cute feet, but then again, who doesn't?I promise to keep the laughter coming in some way, shape or form - usually at another's expense. I'm always up for a good time, which typically entails any or all of the following scenarios; long, deep, intelligent conversations, finding a nifty pub somewhere and sipping a nice IPA while eating hotwings, engaging in a heated debate over the best Seinfeld episode and/or comedy film like 40-year- Yep, I'm a movie buff. That's right. 60% of the time, it works EVERY time!My other interests include but aren't limited to;- In the spirit of Halloween, as the wise Jigsaw once said, "Let the games begin" ... coffee and oral stimulation. No, not THAT kind. That's date #2 silly.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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