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TerahOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Hello and welcome to what has been universally accepted as the best profile on meetville. I invite you to read on, but beware for this little piece of heaven has made even the strongest women weak at the knees.I'm looking for a kind, easy-going, thoughtful person who likes to laugh. I don't know if there are any out there...but my dream girl doesn't have any tattoos.Things you might like about me: i'm kind, honest, responsible, reliable, debt-free, funny, fit, tall, have a good career, loyal, creative, i dont mkae splling mstakees, and I make a mean breakfast....i mean i'm not asking you to sleep over...i'm not creepin...ah jeez how do I edit this thing?Physically I'm a specimen. I can lift three canned hams over my head. I have big feet and I could probably beat you at arm and/or thumb wrestling.Things you might not like about me: i don't have a full head of hair anymore, i'm scared of spiders, and i like my bedroom really cold...i mean i'm not asking you to sleep over...i'm not creepin...ah jeez.Things you might go either way on: I'm a grown man but god love me I still get really flustered by beautiful women. So, if we meet and I'm awkward and unable to speak, it means I think you're real pretty.My Gramps taught me all the secrets of being a gentleman. For example, never argue with her parents, never keep her waiting, always make a huge deal of her birthday, walk on the outside of the sidewalk to protect her from traffic puddles. I've got millions of them.Yes, i'm a great fella. But why take my word for it? Here's what the critics are saying...The perfect family fella. The feel-good fella of the season! Your heart will be singing and your spirit will soar! Funny, thoughtful and the most heart-felt fella you'll see this season! Awesome, fun, funny with action sequences that will leave you breathless, but gasping for more. Intelligent! Satisfying! Intense and relentlessly suspenseful! Awesome! Non-stop, nail-biting, edge-of-your-seat action and suspense!Four stars. He throbs with fierce action and suspense. Intense! A relentless thriller.Razor-sharp! He will jolt you with his edginess & originality. Super hot. He sizzles with sexiness! An explosive masterpiece tailor-made for those who love ultra-cool high energy action! A rare original. A truly inventive and totally wacky fella of love. A real find. Intense, powerful, intelligent and compelling! A wonderfully funny surprise...Witty, inventive, original. A final note here. Most important of all, I'm looking for a woman who will kill the spider in the bathroom for me. First date: walk around Deer Lake.Second date: walk around Deer Lake holding hands.Third date: walk around Deer Lake, sit on bench for a li'l smooch, people walk by saying 'ah young love.'Fourth date: skinny dip in Deer Lake.Fifth date: arrested for skinny dipping in Deer Lake.Sixth date: bust out of jail together, flee from the authorities, get married in Vegas.Seventh date: your choice...
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ClarkeOnline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
The bullet points: * I have all my hair. * I have all my teeth & they aren't a mess. * My eyes are not crossed. * I have a good job & own my home. * I'm happy with my life. * My body type is true "average" not Wal- I am not too far off "Athletic" but didn't want to misrepresent myself.* I've got 2 kids (both girls, 7 & 8) and they are NOT part of my dating life.* I like to have fun as much as possible.I've been on meetville for some time now, off and on. I've met some great people, made some good friends, even had a couple relationships all because of this site. I've had an overall positive experience with "online dating." With that said, please do not waste your time or mine by not accurately representing yourself on here. I've been "fooled" more than once and it is just an awkward situation to be in. You don't have to be a twig, but if you weigh more than I do...well...that probably won't work out. Sorry, but honesty can suck. Also, if you're going to message me, please say more than: "Hi" or "Hey." If you really want to avoid a swift delete, master the use of: You're, your, there, their & they're, too, to, two, then and than. I'm looking for a woman to date. By "date," I mean we actually go out on dates, we get to know one another. If that leads into a relationship, that would be great. If it just turns into a friendship, that is great too. To be clear, I'm not looking for a random hook up or just causal sex. Nor am I looking for a wife, or a mother to my 2 daughters, they have one. In fact, she and I are still friends and we get along just fine. To take it a step further, she is remarried and her husband and I get along just fine. So if you are not adult enough to respect this or understand how it is possible, then we are probably not a good match. Don't get me wrong, I'm not opposed to marriage one day, but I've learned that getting to that point takes TIME. I'm a slow mover when it comes to getting into a relationship. I'm not going to settle just to be with someone that "sort of" fits. The way I look at all of this dating stuff is, you will just "know" when someone fits. For that long term relationship, I want to just know...in the meantime, I'm here on this dating site to do just that...date. It really is a numbers game. You need to message X amount of potential dates to get Y amount of 1st meetings then hopefully have Z amount of real dates that can turn into something more. It is a process, and anyone who has been on here for any amount of time will understand this!Please feel free to ask me anything, I'm as transparent as they come. I'm all about being honest and clear. Forget the 1st date....let's call it what it is, a meet & greet. I think meeting for coffee, a drink, dessert, or something short to see if there is any chemistry, attraction, compatibility is the best thing to do. THEN if that works out, let's plan an actual date. No body wants to be "stuck" with someone they just met & realized they have zero in common & can't carry a conversation.