SIMILAR PEOPLE
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CtrunnerOffline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-44
Hi! My name is Ctrunner. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from Deep River, Connecticut, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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TerahOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Hello and welcome to what has been universally accepted as the best profile on meetville. I invite you to read on, but beware for this little piece of heaven has made even the strongest women weak at the knees.I'm looking for a kind, easy-going, thoughtful person who likes to laugh. I don't know if there are any out there...but my dream girl doesn't have any tattoos.Things you might like about me: i'm kind, honest, responsible, reliable, debt-free, funny, fit, tall, have a good career, loyal, creative, i dont mkae splling mstakees, and I make a mean breakfast....i mean i'm not asking you to sleep over...i'm not creepin...ah jeez how do I edit this thing?Physically I'm a specimen. I can lift three canned hams over my head. I have big feet and I could probably beat you at arm and/or thumb wrestling.Things you might not like about me: i don't have a full head of hair anymore, i'm scared of spiders, and i like my bedroom really cold...i mean i'm not asking you to sleep over...i'm not creepin...ah jeez.Things you might go either way on: I'm a grown man but god love me I still get really flustered by beautiful women. So, if we meet and I'm awkward and unable to speak, it means I think you're real pretty.My Gramps taught me all the secrets of being a gentleman. For example, never argue with her parents, never keep her waiting, always make a huge deal of her birthday, walk on the outside of the sidewalk to protect her from traffic puddles. I've got millions of them.Yes, i'm a great fella. But why take my word for it? Here's what the critics are saying...The perfect family fella. The feel-good fella of the season! Your heart will be singing and your spirit will soar! Funny, thoughtful and the most heart-felt fella you'll see this season! Awesome, fun, funny with action sequences that will leave you breathless, but gasping for more. Intelligent! Satisfying! Intense and relentlessly suspenseful! Awesome! Non-stop, nail-biting, edge-of-your-seat action and suspense!Four stars. He throbs with fierce action and suspense. Intense! A relentless thriller.Razor-sharp! He will jolt you with his edginess & originality. Super hot. He sizzles with sexiness! An explosive masterpiece tailor-made for those who love ultra-cool high energy action! A rare original. A truly inventive and totally wacky fella of love. A real find. Intense, powerful, intelligent and compelling! A wonderfully funny surprise...Witty, inventive, original. A final note here. Most important of all, I'm looking for a woman who will kill the spider in the bathroom for me. First date: walk around Deer Lake.Second date: walk around Deer Lake holding hands.Third date: walk around Deer Lake, sit on bench for a li'l smooch, people walk by saying 'ah young love.'Fourth date: skinny dip in Deer Lake.Fifth date: arrested for skinny dipping in Deer Lake.Sixth date: bust out of jail together, flee from the authorities, get married in Vegas.Seventh date: your choice...
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PipOffline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
UPDATE ***Just finished another 4 computer classes this Spring and taking 4 more over the summer while working at the Naval Postgraduate School on a short term contract and tutoring a programming class on Tuesdays. Still building a new career and a mindful attitude to catch the "one that got away!"UPDATE: ***So, I just got this Masters in Information Security (computers)! Started in January ***, took 61 units in Computer Science over 11 months. Prepping for an expert level certificate and hoping to get in with a mid-top level company. Still substitute teaching K***in the meantime, which is also very enjoyable and rewarding. Teaching and helping have always been passions of mine, as well as *** I just resurfaced some funny comics about people and pets and thought you may be interested in a few *** Heard some recent positive things about this site from a friend and thought I'd keep giving it a try. Not looking for a one-night stand because I've never been a "Playa!"I'm clean, smart, responsible, witty, and silly. I take success, safety, and honesty very seriously. I don't smoke or do drugs, although I do still like to drink beer and mix vodka sometimes! I'm not independently wealthy, but I am self-supporting. I make time for my family, friends, life's priorities and always include some humor when I can. Former hippie, not quite a yuppie, somewhat of a Gen-Xer, still altruistic and with a silly side too.I'm serious about form, function, and success. I love opening the door for a lady, perpetually surprising her with thoughtful gifts, telling her how gorgeous she looks whether she is in sweats without makeup or ready for a night out on the town, and I don't have wandering eyes. It would be my pleasure and my duty to make the woman I am attracted to feel glowingly special at all times!!!I’m most familiar with Classic Rock, 90s Alternative, The Dead and Classic Reggae. The Hippo, (KSJO while it was on the air), B103.9, KZSC88. I'm not really into gangster rap, but I do appreciate a lot of Old Skool Rap from the 80s and 90s. I also like Pop, R&B, Soft Rock, Oldies but Goodies, Classical, some Country and Techno. I can't dance very well, but I certainly wouldn't let that stop me if you asked!I wouldn't mind taking care of two households for awhile- cook, clean, laundry, trash, lawn, handyman, pets, kids, kill spiders, set up a website business- as long as you feel compelled to assist when you're not tired, if for no other reason than to spend time with me while I do most or all of the work/chores. I enjoy helping and paying it forward to be a positive role model in life, but I don't want to feel like I'm doing all the work by myself all the time! *** Making time to enjoy life and each others' company would also be a top priority with the right woman. Going on short distance day/weekend trips to interesting/exciting places could quickly become a ritual!I would like to meet a woman who is mature, responsible, smart, warm, considerate and reciprocal. Age isn't as important as mindset and chemistry. I hope to attract a sensible and beautiful woman so we can really develop a consistent and long lasting, monogamous relationship.I would prefer to meet through *** start before exchanging any personal contact information to build up to meeting in person.Looking forward to meeting a few of you and hoping for us to be a good match for each other! Maybe ice cream, bowling or mini golf?...