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Devan, 38
United States, Missouri, Glencoe

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About Me

you know? I have no idea what to write in this thing...It's Obvious, That im just a normal person with a normal lifestyle with a normal OCD family that likes to keep crap neat.Sure they go to church, Ive got Two uncles that are ministers and one is head of a church choir..But As far as me? I follow along the hippie Jesus Act and pray on rocks and stuff than rather go to a building that has people just meeting up..Actually, Im really cool calm and really laid back...(no seriously) Stress bounces off of me like rubber bullets...Sure they sting like a****ns but by golly I just look back and say ....WOW...that was a learning experience..So what Am I looking for in a woman?Well to be honest you have to be at least 60 lbs below my average weight and im ***lbs..So sorry fluffy ladies..nothing against you, its just that im tired of big girls..(conceded as it may sound but I wanna change in my aura of likeness)she has to be funny with a slight of witty humor..So girls who take things wayyyyy tooooo serious...Sorry, I look at life like a comedy sitcom..I prefer someone younger than me...but its just a preference...Milfs are fine and all but they seem to keep dying on me at the retirement home so I really like to have someone around me for awhile...you know? :D just sayin.... so I apologize, My Geriatric Giggalo days are finally over and gone..And please God find me someone that likes kids or has kids their own and takes a huge amount of stress from little monsters...and oh!! by the way..im not abar going party hopper person neither....and drink by campfires but thats the extent of my fun time of boozing..So if you wanna know more? just ask...hope to hear from ya soon :D A cookout by the lake or at the house...and drinkin your favorite drink

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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