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Maxwell, 31

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About Me

Dear MsNoReadProfiles - You won’t see this, because you don’t read profiles. But, I’ll refer you here when you send me a boring first message like ‘How are you?’I’m Dr. JP, & this is Relationship 101. I’-November ***. I’m bringing my dimples & I’m a spider killer & trash eliminator. Just pretend I put the toilet seat down. I have another lecture, but I’ll take a question.Kate: JP, is friendship really the foundation of a relationship? Oh and, my trash needs emptying.Do you use Glad Trash Bags? The others tear. The friends first & friendship/foundation mantras are as real as $3 bills. Who thinks about dating & kissing a friend? Well, there is Jazmin, but she gossips & lies so much that…OK, let’s not get sidetracked. Relationships are built on 1. Mutual physical attraction. 2. Commonality. 3. Chemistry. Dating is about finding that special someone, so never apologize for your preferences.Kate: Great Advice! I buy those scented Glad Bags, so I’ll leave my address after class. ;)Syllabus…» iPhones are from God, but Autocorrect should burn in he'll.• Also, the plural of TEXT isn’ (Throwing that one in for free.)» I love lists, sarcasm, & sweet tea. • Sorting laundry...Sure! - Wash & dry it...OK! - Fold & put it up…Is my phone ringing? Update: Sara adds that doing dishes sucks. I’ll load the dishwasher; unloading is another story. First Date 101: Guys - Plan date, pick her up, open doors, pay, & be a gentleman. Gals - Convene the girlfriend committee to select the perfect dress.I heard some gossip (from Jazmin, of course) that there’s some new international way of dating called Goin' Dutch. WTH??? Will women be asking guys to marry them by ***?If I might not like you - Coffee/Drinks. If I kind of like you - Lunch. If we have a good rapport – Dinner. If I really like you - Elope in Vegas…Just kidding…Unless you want to. ;)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'5"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Clayton

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    Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42

    Describe your personality in one word...but we're only gonna give you a list of 25 crappy words to choose from. hahaha I'm a 9 handicap mini golfer (semi-pro only because of an injury due to an unfortunate windmill accident). Honestly, I'm just a good guy trying to be a good man. I enjoy watching sports. Go Irish! I love tattoos and i have a bunch, so if tattoos are a problem, then read no further. I should also mention that I'm a fan of facial hair....on me. I haven't been without some form of facial hair since I started growing it and I don't ever plan on being without it. I grew a beard for over a year and a half just to prove a point to my friends and it was EPIC. I just figure that's worth mentioning as well. I also really enjoy movies, music, doing laundry on a Sunday afternoon, Mexican food and, well, most other kinds of food. I love roadtrips, even if that means driving down the ocean pkwy in a thunderstorm for the thousandth time. I also curse like a sailor, but i try to clean it up around children, presidential candidates, and family. I work in the automotive industry. Its commonplace. I'm a HUUUUGE geek. I go to the comic book store and read Star Wars books. I love going to ComicCon every year and I plan on getting a costume for the next one. I like zombies and i AM planning for the zombie apocalypse. I enjoy going to the gun range and letting out a litlle frustration. I shoot darts in a bar league but i don't hang out in bars.(does that even make sense?) I like the winter, flannel shirts, and hoodies but I wear shorts all year round. I also wear alot of camo cuz think I was a redneck in a former life and it's starting to show. I recently started making my own beef jerky and I'm looking to move to the mountains of PA,NH or VT in the future. I have a small family but an army of friends and aquaintences. I've moved 14 times in my life and I'm a friggin pro at it by now.God, I could just go on about myself for hours. hahaha My ideal woman is someone i can trust. She is my best friend. She gives me a hug when i'm having a bad day and should expect the same in return. She enjoys the finer things and appreciates the little things. She's funny, honest, passionate(about anything), loving, nurturing, and romantic. I'm not looking for short term relationships. I wouldn't mind if i only dated one person from this site. I put my preferences in the profile, but I'm open to just about anything. I'm real easy to get along with and have a good time just about anywhere. I took some time off from everything, but I'm back now and hoping to find the right person this time around. goin out for coffee or grabbin a drink at the local pub. something comfortable and casual.

  • Avery

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    Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 31-41

    Looking to meet .ew people and enjoy life

  • Herschel

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    Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 28-38

    ....................................................................................................................................***....................... I like first dates to be simple. Maybe go out and eat at a restaurant. Not a big movie goer on the first date because you don't get to know the person as well. Watching a movie at the house is better than at a theater. There is always fun things to get into that are great first date places. During the day we can go mud ridin through the woods and there is always a bon fire party happening around these parts.

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