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JaybirdOffline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-31
Hi! My name is Jaybird. I am never married atheist caucasian man without kids from Auburndale, Massachusetts, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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TahathOnline
Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-38
A bit about myself...I'm pretty much exactly like Ron Burgundy, without the awesome hair, the nice suits, the smooth moves, the fame, the money, or the many leather bound books...I enjoy long romantic walks along the dark alley behind my home. I also enjoy a good meal with a cold drink, just don't tell my sponsor ; I am honest and I am a one woman kind of guy, just ask my girlfriends. I'm active and I try to live a healthy lifestyle, I only buy fair trade, organic cocaine. Crystal meth is too processed these days. And I only eat wild caught baby seal. Say NO to farmed baby seals.I am educated and intelligent, I have been in a university and I have finished more than one crossword puzzle. I love my job as a ***greeter but my dream is to open a non-profit gluten free lemonade stand.Here's 10 interesting things about me1. I speak ***languages2. I never remember birthdays3. I faint when I see boobs4. I have been married 7 times. I should probably divorce a couple of them.5. I have 12 toes. 5 on each foot and 2 in a jar in my fridge.6. I don't believe in dentists, how can I believe in something I have never seen?7. I sleep naked... in Walmart8. I cry when I eat9. I can see farts10. I have no idea how to pleasure youIf you want to know more please message me between the hours of 12am and 130am, 3am and 330am and 2pm and 215pm. But only on tuesdays, and not during months that end with y or er.PS. I have been advised that my profile is too sarcastic and that I should actually add a sincere description of myself. I am a pretty laid back guy, I enjoy being active and getting outdoors but I'm also just as happy going to a movie/show or staying in to watch TV/Netflix. I am pursuing a career within the criminal justice system so I don't do drugs, drink and drive etc... I even pay for all of my music like some kind of weirdo. Basically I'm the opposite of the preceding profile, and obviously I'm silly and sarcastic and like to make people laugh. Get drunk and b**** about my ex for 3 hours, then awkwardly proposition you for sex. Or coffee, whichever you'd prefer.
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CarltonOnline
Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42
I'm working my dream career as a sports reporter and excelling in it. I can't believe I get paid to go to games, talk to the players and coaches and write about them. It doesn't even feel like work. It has allowed me to develop a confident, creative and easy-going personality.As much fun as it is, though, I'd love to find a confident girl to share my free time with. I'm kind, respectful, intelligent and funny.I don't take myself too seriously. In fact, if you pick on me, I'll probably be the first one to laugh. None of us are perfect. Why should we pretend we are?I appreciate the interest if you ***, but if it's one or two words - or anything else that looks like you may also have sent to 14 other guys - I'm not going to respond. I'm looking for confident, not passive. Let's meet up for something casual. Coffee, drinks, apple turnovers, whatever. If we get to a second date I'll plan something nicer.