SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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JaycobOnline
Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 31-41
"Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate after all." Arrrr!!!! Pirates are never good at talking about themselves. I have had pretty bad luck with woman... I am looking for a girl with a great sense of humor, open, honest, easy going, adventurous, passionate, and drama/game free. The whole pirate thing is a joke if that wasn't obvious....I actually had a few girls ask me if I was really into pirates or something, haha. Favorite food: Milk steakHobbies: MagnetsLikes: GhoulsDislikes: People's Knees*Bonus points for knowing what tv show that came from. I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That’s what kind of man I am. I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my house smells of rich mahogany.*Double bonus points for knowing the movie. :P So other than my exciting and dangerous hobby of magnets, I've also been training in the martial arts for 11 years or so, and have a 2nd degree black belt in Aikido. * We are going to the Mutha-F*! Possibly after....We are setting sail on my pirate ship for a fantastic voyage to the edge of the Earth and beyond! I think after that a coffee shop, dinner, a walk, music venue, etc. would be more appropriate. :P
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PeytonOnline
Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 29-39
I'm a outdoors man who enjoys fishing, hunting and camping. I like dirt biking quading, 4x4ing and riding my Harley. I play guitar, electric and acoustic. I like all kinds of music but prefer rock and metal. I'm looking to meet a good down to earth kind of woman that knows what she wants and isn't afraid to tell you. What ever you got in mind
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AidanOnline
Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42
I had this section filled with some great comedic material and things about what I like to do for fun. That is because every girl's meetville profile says they want a funny guy with the same interests. OK, true... but I think you have it ALL backwards. If you are in love, every joke is hilarious and every aspect of the person is compelling and riveting. Ice Breakers:-Tell me about a day in your ideal life. -Tell me something about yourself that most people don't know.-Yes, I know my cat is pretty/cute. That's why I exploit her image thus. (this is a weak ice breaker).-Anything, but please have something to say. Random Facts:-I shave with a vintage straight Razer-I intentionally mismatch my socks solely to mess with people's heads... and it works so well I fear for humanity.-I don't like to eat standing up. That's how cows do it. Humans dine, not feed.-I'm a firm believer that "practice makes perfect". -I actually make a point to stop and smell the roses. -I'm an anxious person, but for some reason work in kitchens. Crazy, I know.. but that's me. At least I get to swear all day!-I hate getting gifts. -I think foodies are cute. If you ever REALLY learn about food, msg me ;)Personal Philosophy Gems:-Never be the last person out of a drinking establishment. NO ONE is EVER impressed.-If I lie, then I'll never find someone to love the actual me.-Don't try to show yourself as a hero, just be one. People notice for themselves.-If someone needs to explain that they are smart... they aren't. -I don't believe in "leagues" regarding dating. No matter whom I end up with, the world will have seen far weirder couples. And since I'm pretty darn weird, sky's the limit! :)-I don't say I know something with KNOWING it. If I don't know for sure, I use a % sureness. Really. -Communication is a skill that needs to be practised. Sitting somewhere, experiencing each other's company. Maybe robbing a bank, running away and living in peace.That or spiking a slurp and classing up wherever we go.