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KristieOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I love being me and doing me...I love to hang with my kids cuz they are the poo and I am proud to say that I am a G.I.L.F!!!Im looking for someone who loves to have fun out on the town or at home in some sweats watchin movies. I am not jealous or controlling so I dont want that in a man either...If their is such a thing as Mr Right then I would love to finally meet him..Life is way to short to be serious but I live each and every day like it's my last so if u think you can keep up with me, my lifestyle and my great sense of humor then get at me!!!
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MillaOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I like my men like I like my cheese, AGED and SHARP. I'M A 10 ... x200,***on the Scoville scale! A generous sense of HUMOUR is a REQUIREMENT. "Chaos, pandemonium, and confusion...my work here is done." I have some I Love Lucy and Hepburnesque (mostly Kate) tendencies with a brackish touch of Anastasia Beaverhausen. I possess a bit more fight than flight response. More fascination than frustration. I can tolerate everything but intolerance. Regarding the profession of genius, I thought EVIL genius might scare the fellas off. I'm okay with place holder in the dating field but not doormat.;WWMTD" I prefer provocative to confrontational, direct to outspoken, tenacious to stubborn, spirited to hyper, decisive to over bearing, and audacious to smart a$$. I'm not hoping to meet my "perfect match". I'm the idiot savant of voice overs! I prefer pop-up books and have been known to eat the paste during craft projects if snacks are not provided. I have a propensity for bee herding, shoving pennies into electrical outlets, upsetting the apple cart, and stating the obvious. Antics, high jinks, and irreverent, acerbic quips are all possibilities. But I'm not bad, I'm just incorrigible.I LIKE storytellers. A sense of direction and conviction. Carefully chosen and delivered words. Dark chocolate, John Coltrane, and a hairy chest.....not necessarily in that order.I DISLIKE abuses of power. Having a laugh at the expense of someone else. Deliberate misrepresentation, spin doctors, translation - big fat liars. Those who lack the ability to be grateful. And the ultimate...a "you complete me" mentality.Stuff I'm not wild about --awareness.COMMUNICATION PREREQUISITES: 1)Wily humour.2)Cogent thought.TRIBAL ALIAS: Dances with Grey Goose formerly Waltzes with SnobsSUPERHERO ALIAS: Captain ObviousSNOW WHITE & THE SEVEN DWARFS ALIAS: BallsyYIDDISH ALIAS: Shiksa-bobA.K.A.), and CODE RED, (If you're lucky.)!PoF MOTTO: Veni, vidi, cebiche.WARNING: APPROACHING A REDHEAD PROCEED WITH CAUTION THIS GINGER is - "Not allowed access to firearms, power tools, or protractors." :0( For additional *** to the designated ROSHA HANDBOOK. CLIFF NOTES: (insert clearing of throat and serious tone here)IMA(udacious)O, here's what it's really all about...I have great parents. They deeply respect one another, accept each others differences, and tell the truth. In short, they have set the bar awfully high. An ideal relationship, for me, involves copious amounts of humor, pleasant conversation, heated debate, acceptance of each others differences, the occasional uncomfortable truth, and at some point dark chocolate. Not necessarily in that order. How you put all of that into practice, consistently is the difficult part. We all want to be in love with a wonderful person. Most of the time, we're in love with an ordinary person sharing wonderful moments. Sustaining a relationship requires effort. Mind blowing, toe curling, leave you breathless intimacy with someone is a bonus (insert girlish giggle followed by wistful sigh here).PHOTO OPS: I've always preferred to be behind the camera. Oddly enough my image does not appear in photos(insert eerie Dark Shadows music here). It is MY preference not to post photographs that I feel lack a certain degree of decorum. That's MY personal policy. I've noticed that some people are very photogenic and in person, not so much. Conversely, individuals that may not be Vogue cover material in a *** very attractive in person.’-on-the- Glass blowing of course, followed by a little bocce and a picnic featuring a game of lawn darts. Maybe I'll bring my View Master and we'll share an enchanted moment. *******Ok meetvilleers, let's be clear on this. My definition of athletic is pictured above. I spent 10 years as a competitive athlete and 23 years as an *** the same field. I'm overweight, not obese, and not athletic. I've a clear idea of the distinctions and the ability, knowledge, and desire to affect a change in my physical fitness level.******** *****Frequently, the audio for the meetville chat feature will sound off, although NO ACTUAL chat window is accessible to respond.***** We ask a simple questionAnd that is all we wish:Are fishermen all liars?Or do only liars fish?
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CharleeOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
Inquisitive, curious and inquiring, I am always on the quest for knowledge. That doesn't mean I'm a brainiac - just that I like learning things. You know those historic markers on the side of the highway? Yep, I like to read them. I ask "why" almost as often as I ask "how."-- so there is hope for me yet. I am quirky, and I do march to my own drummer with no apologies. I cannot do impressions well, but that does not stop me. I am a chatterbox once over my initial shyness. I am also intensely private. But trust me, it is worth the time it takes to really get to know me. Just know that it takes time -- it is not going to happen right away.But, being shy and private also means that I'm not a diva, princess or queen bee! I am low maintenance and content with living within my means. I know -- how strange!I want to meet someone with whom I can connect on an intellectual level and have anything further build slowly. I realize this is not a popular notion, but I do not wish to rush into anything. I want us to get to know each other without pressure. Let's enjoy every step of the journey.Ideally, you should possess some spontaneity that is tempered slightly by responsibility. I am also hoping that you have a wide streak of curiosity and a wicked sense of humor. Please be able to hold up your end of the conversation and be open-minded. Also, please be a nice guy.Sound like you? Contact me and let's see where it goes. Something casual and interactive. We're trying to get to know each other a little, so being able to hear each other is a big plus. It does not need to be anything fancy. I am a jeans and sneakers kind of girl.