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Milla, 42
United States, Nevada, Gardnerville

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I like my men like I like my cheese, AGED and SHARP. I'M A 10 ... x200,***on the Scoville scale! A generous sense of HUMOUR is a REQUIREMENT. "Chaos, pandemonium, and confusion...my work here is done." I have some I Love Lucy and Hepburnesque (mostly Kate) tendencies with a brackish touch of Anastasia Beaverhausen. I possess a bit more fight than flight response. More fascination than frustration. I can tolerate everything but intolerance. Regarding the profession of genius, I thought EVIL genius might scare the fellas off. I'm okay with place holder in the dating field but not doormat.;WWMTD" I prefer provocative to confrontational, direct to outspoken, tenacious to stubborn, spirited to hyper, decisive to over bearing, and audacious to smart a$$. I'm not hoping to meet my "perfect match". I'm the idiot savant of voice overs! I prefer pop-up books and have been known to eat the paste during craft projects if snacks are not provided. I have a propensity for bee herding, shoving pennies into electrical outlets, upsetting the apple cart, and stating the obvious. Antics, high jinks, and irreverent, acerbic quips are all possibilities. But I'm not bad, I'm just incorrigible.I LIKE storytellers. A sense of direction and conviction. Carefully chosen and delivered words. Dark chocolate, John Coltrane, and a hairy chest.....not necessarily in that order.I DISLIKE abuses of power. Having a laugh at the expense of someone else. Deliberate misrepresentation, spin doctors, translation - big fat liars. Those who lack the ability to be grateful. And the ultimate...a "you complete me" mentality.Stuff I'm not wild about --awareness.COMMUNICATION PREREQUISITES: 1)Wily humour.2)Cogent thought.TRIBAL ALIAS: Dances with Grey Goose formerly Waltzes with SnobsSUPERHERO ALIAS: Captain ObviousSNOW WHITE & THE SEVEN DWARFS ALIAS: BallsyYIDDISH ALIAS: Shiksa-bobA.K.A.), and CODE RED, (If you're lucky.)!PoF MOTTO: Veni, vidi, cebiche.WARNING: APPROACHING A REDHEAD PROCEED WITH CAUTION THIS GINGER is - "Not allowed access to firearms, power tools, or protractors." :0( For additional *** to the designated ROSHA HANDBOOK. CLIFF NOTES: (insert clearing of throat and serious tone here)IMA(udacious)O, here's what it's really all about...I have great parents. They deeply respect one another, accept each others differences, and tell the truth. In short, they have set the bar awfully high. An ideal relationship, for me, involves copious amounts of humor, pleasant conversation, heated debate, acceptance of each others differences, the occasional uncomfortable truth, and at some point dark chocolate. Not necessarily in that order. How you put all of that into practice, consistently is the difficult part. We all want to be in love with a wonderful person. Most of the time, we're in love with an ordinary person sharing wonderful moments. Sustaining a relationship requires effort. Mind blowing, toe curling, leave you breathless intimacy with someone is a bonus (insert girlish giggle followed by wistful sigh here).PHOTO OPS: I've always preferred to be behind the camera. Oddly enough my image does not appear in photos(insert eerie Dark Shadows music here). It is MY preference not to post photographs that I feel lack a certain degree of decorum. That's MY personal policy. I've noticed that some people are very photogenic and in person, not so much. Conversely, individuals that may not be Vogue cover material in a *** very attractive in person.’-on-the- Glass blowing of course, followed by a little bocce and a picnic featuring a game of lawn darts. Maybe I'll bring my View Master and we'll share an enchanted moment. *******Ok meetvilleers, let's be clear on this. My definition of athletic is pictured above. I spent 10 years as a competitive athlete and 23 years as an *** the same field. I'm overweight, not obese, and not athletic. I've a clear idea of the distinctions and the ability, knowledge, and desire to affect a change in my physical fitness level.******** *****Frequently, the audio for the meetville chat feature will sound off, although NO ACTUAL chat window is accessible to respond.***** We ask a simple questionAnd that is all we wish:Are fishermen all liars?Or do only liars fish?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'1"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

House Techno Chinese French South American Vietnamese Adult Sci-Fi Thriller War
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  • Young from Gardnerville | Woman | 43 years old | Scorpio
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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    I believe that no great relationship can last without true friendship. Looks bring people together but the personality and chemistry is what keeps the relationship going. Integrity, honesty and honor are qualities that mean something to me, hopefully this is you too? A great sense of humor will win me over and if you can't laugh at the situation, something is definitely wrong, I like to have fun and smile and enjoy life. I love relaxing by the river watching the boats and sunsets. I enjoy a date where we do something fun and spontaneous and if you like to dance and listen to live music that is a great bonus!I have a very strong Faith and God is #1 in my life. Hopefully there are a few men with Faith left? If you also like working out (running is great) .. I try to stay healthy but every once and awhile I gotta have Taco Bell, In and Out Burger or Pizza :) Age really isn't important because it is the maturity of the person in the body that makes the difference. I am not looking for a relationship with someone in their early 20's. Sorry but that is just tooooo young :) If you believe that a relationship is what happens on a one night stand...don't *** is NOT why I am here I am hoping to find a guy who is looking for more than a text buddy or someone to call when he has nothing else to do. I don't need a guy with me 7 days a week but going out once every other month is not enouugh time to grow any relationship. I am here looking to date and eventually and hopefully find someone who would like to get off this site with me and end the crazy shopping process.Thanks for viewing my profile and if I haven't scared you away by now, feel free to message me. I know I didn't say too much about myself but if there is something you have to know, just ask...(keep it respectful please) If you message me and I do not reply forgive me..If I feel an attraction and think we might connect I will reply :) Simple yet creative is best :) I think we will both know in the first 20 minutes if there is chemistry or not. No need to drag things out :)

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  • Lilianne from Gardnerville | Woman | 42 years old | Taurus
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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

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  • Marine from Gardnerville | Woman | 44 years old | Cancer
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    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    Please let me start off by saying Hi, nice to meet ya. Now to the gritty details of one's expectations from the meetville life. I have been on and off this site for a while. Mostly I kick back and read profiles. I am gun shy here! Reason being is for the one's who would never speak to the females in their family or would like for the females in their family to be spoken to an a manner that is unbecoming. First, If you are looking for a one night stand, move on. If you want to send messages that no one can make out, don't send me one. Don't have the first words out of your mouth something nasty and sexual. If you want to take the time to get to know me then drop me a line. Things about me, Yes I have KIDS, They live with me full time!! If that is a problem bye bye. I am not a mom that will be leaving my kids off in the middle of the night when I first talk to you on here for some booty call. Next, I have drama in my life. Sorry, for all of you that don't; it's cause you are having it dropped off at my door step. I am a college student. If you can not handle me not getting back to you when you think I should. Sorry, I pay for my classes and there fore I want to pass. Things that come first in my life and in this order is GOD, My Kids, 2nd amendment, school. If you have a hard time dealing with that. There are other women out there for ya. I like all kinds of music. I like to dance. I like all kinds of stuff and I like to learn new things. Yes, I can spend the day, night or whatever outside without being all upset. I can dress up and be a knock out. So If I haven't scared you off by now, drop me a line. I do try my best to reply to all that I get. So, have fun searching. Remember to be kind to others and most important of all "Get Where You Need To Be"! For a first date, maybe a movie, dinner & some conversation.

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