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TrishaOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
My boyfriend Hiring Organization: Your's truely Starting Date: ASAP Position Description: My Boyfriend/lover Short and long-term programs available that could work into a permanent position. I am a non-profit organization that offers environmental enrichment, entertainment, mental frustration, happiness, and affection to qualified applicants. Your work will include various tasks as outlined in the official job description. Very few terms of the position are negotiable, but counter-offers will be considered. The work is labor intensive & the hours are long, the payment is bad. The work is difficult and can be stressful, but the rewards are great! Qualifications/Experience: I am looking for a very special person. Only people who are very serious and passionate about this position should apply. You must be friendly and have good communication skills, work well with others and have the ability to lead others as well as follow. You can be even-tempered and down to earth, but it is not required. Your own transportation is not required, but is recommended. Intern positions could lead to a permanent position as my boyfriend. Due to fire insurance & health considerations, I am unable to consider applicants who smoke and use drugs.Salary/funding: There is none. Full-time boyfriend will be paid in affection. Support provided for internship/volunteer positions (travel, meals) is available at this time. A photo of myself will be provided to applicants that send me one first. In addition, room and board are provided in the form of sleep over a couple of nights a week if desired. . Term of Appointment: 6 weeks or longer Application Deadline: Ongoing Comments: To apply, respond by *** letter of intent, photo and some information about why you are qualified for the position. Job Description Title: My boyfriend/Lover FLSA Status: Nonexempt Report to: Girlfriend(Me) Job Summary: Schedules and/or participates in social interactions with Boyfriend, moral and/or emotional support of girlfriend, participates in intimacy with Girlfriend (only), constructive criticism of girlfriends questionable ideas, amusement and intellectual stimulation for Girlfriend. Duties and responsibilities may include, but are not limited to: Answers telephone and provides information/conversation to Girlfriend. Greets girlfriend and directs physical contact to appropriate body parts (i.e., kiss on the mouth). Composes and types routine correspondence and memoranda using a computer and/or cellular phone. Keeps secrets, but not "from" girlfriend. Establishes and maintains affinitive bonds through physical contact and/or other methods. Occasional compliments or reassurance during times of emotional strife, or various other times of insecurity. Spends time with girlfriend and likes it. Participates in occasional field trips, wild goose chases, vacations, jungle outings, and/or other bad ideas. Works in conjunction with girlfriend to accomplish various tasks. Performs other related duties as required. Knowledge, Skills, and Abilities (established by Girlfriend) Knowledge and respect of a womens anatomy. Knowledge and/or genuine interest in subject matters that Girlfriend finds intriguing. Interpersonal skills. Ability to kiss well. Ability to make Girlfriend laugh. Ability to tolerate and/or interact with difficult and/or irrational individuals (i.e., Girlfriend). Ability to provide occasional piggy back rides. Ability to establish priorities, work independently, and proceed with objectives without supervision. Ability to handle and resolve recurring problems. Special Requirements (established by Girlfriend) willing to work overtime, holidays, and weekends as requested by Girlfriend. Occasional travel may be necessary. Strong work ethic and enthusiasm for boyfriend position. Occasional public declaration or support of public declaration of Girlfriend relationship status. Willingness to accept being referred to as boyfriend in multiple forms of communication (i.e., verbal conversation, electronic discourse, sign language, photographs, etc.) without cringing, gagging, or experiencing other discomfort. Willingness to participate in sexual monogamy while in boyfriend position. Willingness to express position resignation and/or renegotiation directly and promptly with Girlfriend. Rob a bank?
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LashellOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I have received some alarming messages so let me state what type of guy i DO NOT want to contact me. I am not trying to be rude but there is no need for me to waste your time or mine. I wanted to respond to all messages but there is absolutely no way to do that at this point. Well here goes...only ***year old men in my area. I was truely surprised to be contacted by as young as 18 and as old as 60. What could we possibly have in common? Absolutely no one without a pic. Come on, are you serious? Plz dont message me with references to my body parts or can we meet up tonite, or my wife is cool with it. NOT INTERESTED!!!! I am not here for a booty call, one nite stand, or friend with benefits. This isn't AFF. Thank you for understanding. Hello i am a financially stable single mom who is looking for a guy to spend quality time with. I wanna find someone with similar interest to hangout and have fun with. Lets get to know each other and see where it takes us. I want to connect through conversation and forget the time.
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CassiaOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I'm pragmatic but spontaneous. Nurturing but competitive. Peaceful but energetic. I love staying up late -- whether it's watching one of my favorite tv shows, making love to my significant other or just read a good book -- but I almost always sleep in on weekends. I definitely have an adventurous streak -- whether it's trying out an exotic recipe in the kitchen, trying out a new restaurant or just taking off for the weekend without a destination.I'd rather be with a guy who has big dreams and no money than a guy with no dreams and big money. I must admit, I like a bit of a bad boy -- not an awful, I'm-going-to-treat-you-like-crap kind of guy, but someone who's going to push me to my limits and then pull back with a warm hug at the last minute. Truth is, I'm just a nice girl (most of the time) who's looking for some fun and companionship (not necessarily in that order). I love funny guys who can hold me spellbound with a story or make me laugh until I cry. I also love creativity and passion. Maybe it's your love of '80s movies, your baseball card collection or the fact that you moved across country with only a duffel bag -- it doesn't matter. The right man not only fascinates me but also brings out the best in me. We push each other to be the greatest people we can be. We bolster each other's egos and we leave short, thoughtful love messages for each other when we're away on business trips. If you're comfortable in your own skin, have a strong sense of self and aren't afraid to expose your flaws, I'm sure we'll get along just fine.-time singer/guitarist, I'm already melting. It doesn't involve a chain restaurant, a roller coaster or a movie. It may involve eating, excitement or entertainment. It definitely involves me, you and a long, drawn-out moment where we don't want to say good night.15 Real Reasons to Date a Nurse: 1. Nurses are compassionate and patient, and are often great listeners.2. Nurses are super-smart. If you’re into both brains and beauty, your date can deliver.3. Tired of nursing that hangover? Let an actual nurse work his/her feel-better magic.4. Nurses have seen bodies of all shapes and sizes — and witnessed every kind of bodily function imaginable. Your insecurities and body quirks will likely leave your date unfazed.5. No waiting in line. You’ll get a quick diagnosis every time you feel under the weather.6. The uniform. It’s not just sexy on Halloween. (Translation: those scrubs just look so cute and comfy.)7. Impressive nerves. Nurses remain calm and collected in pretty stressful situations. You want to be dating a nurse in times of emergency and chaos.8. Nurses work long hours. So if you want a little alone time, a nurse’s crazy schedule might suit you just fine. (Also, with odd hours come odd date times. Monday afternoon might become the new Friday night.)9. Nurses make great future parents. No pressure or anything. 10. You’ll be safe. Date a nurse and you’ve got *** to CPR, safety advice and disease-prevention tips.11. Awesome “How was your day?” stories. Nurses have endless tales of patient and/or doctor drama.12. You’ll start to understand the medical jargon on your favorite medical dramas.13. Nurses will love your thoughtful gestures. They give to others all day and can often feel unappreciated.14. Nurses understand selflessness, one of the key ingredients to a healthy relationship.15. Your date saves lives. That’s brag-worthy.