Trisha, 41
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My boyfriend Hiring Organization: Your's truely Starting Date: ASAP Position Description: My Boyfriend/lover Short and long-term programs available that could work into a permanent position. I am a non-profit organization that offers environmental enrichment, entertainment, mental frustration, happiness, and affection to qualified applicants. Your work will include various tasks as outlined in the official job description. Very few terms of the position are negotiable, but counter-offers will be considered. The work is labor intensive & the hours are long, the payment is bad. The work is difficult and can be stressful, but the rewards are great! Qualifications/Experience: I am looking for a very special person. Only people who are very serious and passionate about this position should apply. You must be friendly and have good communication skills, work well with others and have the ability to lead others as well as follow. You can be even-tempered and down to earth, but it is not required. Your own transportation is not required, but is recommended. Intern positions could lead to a permanent position as my boyfriend. Due to fire insurance & health considerations, I am unable to consider applicants who smoke and use drugs.Salary/funding: There is none. Full-time boyfriend will be paid in affection. Support provided for internship/volunteer positions (travel, meals) is available at this time. A photo of myself will be provided to applicants that send me one first. In addition, room and board are provided in the form of sleep over a couple of nights a week if desired. . Term of Appointment: 6 weeks or longer Application Deadline: Ongoing Comments: To apply, respond by *** letter of intent, photo and some information about why you are qualified for the position. Job Description Title: My boyfriend/Lover FLSA Status: Nonexempt Report to: Girlfriend(Me) Job Summary: Schedules and/or participates in social interactions with Boyfriend, moral and/or emotional support of girlfriend, participates in intimacy with Girlfriend (only), constructive criticism of girlfriends questionable ideas, amusement and intellectual stimulation for Girlfriend. Duties and responsibilities may include, but are not limited to: Answers telephone and provides information/conversation to Girlfriend. Greets girlfriend and directs physical contact to appropriate body parts (i.e., kiss on the mouth). Composes and types routine correspondence and memoranda using a computer and/or cellular phone. Keeps secrets, but not "from" girlfriend. Establishes and maintains affinitive bonds through physical contact and/or other methods. Occasional compliments or reassurance during times of emotional strife, or various other times of insecurity. Spends time with girlfriend and likes it. Participates in occasional field trips, wild goose chases, vacations, jungle outings, and/or other bad ideas. Works in conjunction with girlfriend to accomplish various tasks. Performs other related duties as required. Knowledge, Skills, and Abilities (established by Girlfriend) Knowledge and respect of a womens anatomy. Knowledge and/or genuine interest in subject matters that Girlfriend finds intriguing. Interpersonal skills. Ability to kiss well. Ability to make Girlfriend laugh. Ability to tolerate and/or interact with difficult and/or irrational individuals (i.e., Girlfriend). Ability to provide occasional piggy back rides. Ability to establish priorities, work independently, and proceed with objectives without supervision. Ability to handle and resolve recurring problems. Special Requirements (established by Girlfriend) willing to work overtime, holidays, and weekends as requested by Girlfriend. Occasional travel may be necessary. Strong work ethic and enthusiasm for boyfriend position. Occasional public declaration or support of public declaration of Girlfriend relationship status. Willingness to accept being referred to as boyfriend in multiple forms of communication (i.e., verbal conversation, electronic discourse, sign language, photographs, etc.) without cringing, gagging, or experiencing other discomfort. Willingness to participate in sexual monogamy while in boyfriend position. Willingness to express position resignation and/or renegotiation directly and promptly with Girlfriend. Rob a bank?
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