SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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SoilaOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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HephzibahOnline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I'm a expecting Mommy to be with 3 boys but only my youngest lives with me. I'm honest person who is a lover and big on respect. I don't play games nor do I want someone who does. I want a real man who is serious but not to serious! I'm a family oriented person I love being around family. I love cooking out on the grill and I love going to family or friends get together's. I like fishing and other outside activities. I like watching movies. I like all different kinds of music! I would love to travel and see other states and countries. But my favorite thing to do is go out have a nice dinner and go walk on the beach and talk about our day and just really getting to know each other! I really look forward to meeting new people and making new friends! Thanks for reading my profile! Well I'm pretty simple but what I like to do is go out to a really nice dinner cause I love to have a glass of wine with my dinner. And then I love to go and walk on the beach just getting to know each other. Trust me I'm well worth getting to know cause if anything you will have a new friend. Thanks for reading my profile!