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About Me

Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Valarie

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    Well, I'm a single mother of a 9yo boy who takes up a lot of my time.So, I don't have alot of time to go out to bars these days.But, I definitely want to make room for finding someone special. Hopefully this is my site Good conversation

  • Ashlea

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    *Disclaimer* NO I am not sad, I'm just not comfortable having my picture taken.I have a secret and I'm going to share it. As sexy as well trimmed facial hair can be on some men, I don't like the way it smells. Unlike most women (at least the ones I know) I really don't like to talk on the phone. Please don't send me your number and expect me to call because unless we've been talking for a while, I won't.No drama! I've got 4 kids of my own and take in several teens (sometimes I have up to ***with nowhere else to go so I have enough of my own. I seem to attract kids who are damaged, mentally, physically, or emotionally. I love having them and helping, but it's a lot of work. To them I'm often counselor, surrogate mom AND dad, friend, and educator. My word is law in my house. I also work a full time job. My free time is limited and I'm selective about who I share it with.I'm not looking to share the drama, just looking to make new friends. I've listed that I'm looking for a casual relationship, but that's not necessarily true. I'm really here just to make friends, if more develops that's fine.I've lived here for 4 years now and still haven't learned to ski. One of these days I plan on taking the kids and learning. I love the mountains, grew up on the ocean and miss it. I used to fish and camp and would like to do them again, but left all the gear with the ex. Sadly it hasn't been a priority, but I'd sure like to do all that again. I'd also love to learn to ride a snow machine in the winter and a 4wheeler the rest of the time - so if you're a good teacher and can laugh a lot...;)I am honest, not political, I don't judge people (or try really hard not to), I'm open minded, I try to stay positive but we all have bad days (sometimes weeks). I'll respect your boundaries and expect you to respect mine.I like to play pool and go bowling, am horrible at both, and haven't done either in quite some time. tried frisbee golf (frolfing?) last summer and had fun, I'm not good at it and we cheated a lot, but we were all laughing so isn't that what counts? I'm pretty good at regular frisbee though.I like all music with very few exceptions, and even those I've found I like some of it. Went to my first hockey game last year and loved it. Not a huge sports fan, but am willing to sit and watch a game if that's what you really want to do (just don't get mad if I fall asleep next to you!) Something relaxed in a public place. No expectations, I like to let things flow how they will. No matter how many messages we send back and forth or texts or whatever, I'm still shy at the initial in person meeting. Takes me a short while to warm up.

  • Terri

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    I am a 39 year old female who has one child.and im 7 months pregnant with my second. Let me be blunt i dont want a sex buddy.i am secerious .i need a good man who has a job and loves kids.not some one who just wants sex.i am a good hearted woman.and i do every thing i can to make my man happy.and i want one who can treat me the same way. also I don't want a player. if u contact me be secerious. I don't play head games. I am secerious person. I don't bealive in sex on the first date. as a matter of fact if u have to stay the night I have a couch you can sleep on.i have a 14 year old daughter who is my whole world and so will my other baby be when she is born.if my daughter likes you then your here to stay if not you will be gone in a flash.and that's that. my kids are my who life and they come before any body or any thing in my life. also I was paralyzed as a child but I out grew it.i can walk now .but I walk with a limp.so if u don't like ppl with disabilities then don't contact me.well that's me plain and simple.i am single because I cant find my soul mate so if this is you then send me a message. I would like to go to the movies or go bowling.where ever i go i always take my lil girl who is 14 or mabe a romantic dinner for two.and see where it goes from their

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