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Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Blues Techno American Football Basketball Golf Ice Hockey
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    My hobbies tend to be sports oriented. I would rather be outside riding a bicycle than watching someone else have all the fun on tv. The only winter sport I truely enjoy is ice skating, perhaps because it can be done indoors in a climate controled arena. I need some moral support to encourage me to cross country ski or perhaps give snow shoeing a try. I am always open for new experiences and learning a new sport. This summer I learned how to wake board and paddle board. Then, did yoga on the paddle board in the lake. Eat a little food out on the patio over looking the falls. Then, get some yummy ice cream and walk through the park. Life is good! Meet for a simple cup of coffee.We have endless options!

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    Well, I can clearly see that this site has not changed much since I was last here. Some of the messages I get from some of you are very disrespectful! Yes I may be a beautiful woman but c'mon, at least have some respect for yourself because I laugh my a$$ off to even think you get anywhere with those lines.With that said, put your thinking cap back on even before you attempt to send me a message!!!!!On another note, I am very picky when it comes to someone I may be attracted to, so If I do not respond, don't take it as me being rude, its just my way of saying "I'm not interested" Sorry! I get many messages and to respond to them all would take me forever.But anyway, I am a pretty much down to earth kinda girl, so If you do spark my interest, I ask that honesty starts from the first conversation. I don't have time for games nor do I like them. I've been down that road many times and it is getting kinda old. I am a grown woman and very independent and expect to be treated that way! Last but not least....Good luck to you all on your fishing expedition!!!!!! 3 ??????

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    Spending time outside is definitely a priority in life.-hiking/backpacking and paddling!), hiking, biking, sea kayaking, and canoeing. Winters, I'm backcountry skiing most weekends-nothing beats a good powder day in the Chugach! I ski some at Alyeska when backcountry conditions are sketchy, and try and get out skate skiing a couple nights a week after work.-everything from alternative, rap, rock, heavy metal, hip hop, and even a little country. I'm pretty open musically, but definitely have my preferences :)First Friday and First Tap are some of my favorite things to do around town-gotta love art, good music and beer!I love to travel and check out new countries and cultures. I'm planning on putting a new stamp on my passport soon! I've done a fair amount of travel in state-and looking forward to doing a lot more! I try and make the most of my destinations and usually need a vacation from my vacation when I get home :)I'm looking for someone that is looking to get outdoors and enjoy AK. Honesty, communication, and chemistry are pretty crucial. Could be a ski or hike, cup of coffee, or a (good) beer.

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