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SoilaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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RedaOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
I am originally from the South. I am kind, compassionate, outgoing, hard working, laid back, silly and dedicated to my family and friends. I love to travel, cool, explore, spend time with family and friends, watch movies, listen to music and go on spontaneous adventures. I am up for just about anything fun with the right person.
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KatheryneOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I'm not kidding! There's a lot going on! I have two kids, twins- boy and girl, age 8. I also have a dog, cat, hamster and a fish tank. I work full time and own my own home. I like to do lots of outdoors stuff- horses, camping, hiking, riding motorcycles, boating. I would def rather be doing something outside than hanging out in a bar, whether its sitting around the campfire and listening to country music or playing in the garden. I also spend lots of time out at rend lake or any of the local hiking trails. Any other questions, just ask!Just to warn you, I use the app on my phone. It says I am online when I am not. If I don't answer right away, please be patient. I will get back to you as soon as I can! :-) I think both of us should decide together.