SIMILAR PEOPLE
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SoilaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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AdelineOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I truly do make up for my small stature in my spunk and attitude. I am enthusiastic, positive and would rather be moving than sitting in front of the TV. I enjoy living life to the fullest and truly believe that God's gift to us is wasted if we do not live to our fullest potential- this is both physically, spiritually and intellectually. I strive to exercise regularly, have a deep faith, and LOVE to learn- I hope there is a guy out there that also holds these tenets to be true in their life as well. I learned a deep respect for the outdoors from camping,hunting and fishing- but I have NO desire to hunt myself. I LOVE fishing, but really don't need to shoot anything. Because of my upbringing, I also strive to protect the environment and promote recycling. I enjoy being as "green" as I can be. I love being outside! I am hoping to find someone that shares my love for outdoor activities and enjoys being IN God's creation and not sitting on the couch. I LOVE to travel and there are MANY MORE places in the world to go. I hope to find a partner to experience different places and cultures... and wants to share the world with our family as well. I love being an American and I'm proud of our nation- but believe in a global community. I want to meet someone that will LAUGH LOTS. I like to look at the positive side of life and am generally find joy in the simple things. Life is too short to be constantly worried or dwell on the negative. The healthiest relationships I've seen are those that have two individuals willing to LAUGH. I'm not afraid to be in new situations or try things I've never done before. New adventures are great! I am independent and pretty strong willed. I don't need to be constantly entertained, and believe that two individuals should be their own person before being a healthy part of a couple. I hate the line in "Jerry McGuire" that says "you complete me." It makes it sound like a person can't be WHOLE on their own. Two "half" people don't make a whole. I am not looking to find "myself" in someone else, nor can I "fix" or "fill" a hole in someone's life. That said, I do desire to share adventures and dreams with another. I am generous to a fault and I'm hoping to find someone who will share just as much in return. I am looking for an EQUAL. I'm looking for a partner to walk beside me in life, not rush ahead or hold me back. I love working with kids and being crazy with them in many settings (Special Olympics every year and I even travel the world with kids as a teacher). I hope to find someone that doesn't mind attending the high school games or productions once in awhile. I am passionate about building relationships with the kids both in the classroom and by investing in their lives. It is the core of who I am. I am proud of what I do and my influence in their lives- and believe it or not, they like me too! I BELIEVE IN MAKING A DIFFERENCE. They keep me young! I will say that I am YOUNG at heart and attitude. Most people are shocked that I am ***not because of my maturity, but appearance and approach to life. The kids often guess that I'm in my late 20's or early 30's). I really can't see myself dating anyone the same age as my parents (they were young when they had me) AND I just adopted a baby- so I have a good 18 years of "active" parenting in front of me, so if you are in your 50's, please contact someone else, I'm not done with family! Sorry!
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HephzibahOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I'm a expecting Mommy to be with 3 boys but only my youngest lives with me. I'm honest person who is a lover and big on respect. I don't play games nor do I want someone who does. I want a real man who is serious but not to serious! I'm a family oriented person I love being around family. I love cooking out on the grill and I love going to family or friends get together's. I like fishing and other outside activities. I like watching movies. I like all different kinds of music! I would love to travel and see other states and countries. But my favorite thing to do is go out have a nice dinner and go walk on the beach and talk about our day and just really getting to know each other! I really look forward to meeting new people and making new friends! Thanks for reading my profile! Well I'm pretty simple but what I like to do is go out to a really nice dinner cause I love to have a glass of wine with my dinner. And then I love to go and walk on the beach just getting to know each other. Trust me I'm well worth getting to know cause if anything you will have a new friend. Thanks for reading my profile!