SIMILAR PEOPLE
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SoilaOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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IraidaOnline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I think my closest friends would describe me as fun-loving, smart, and loyal. I have a great sense of humor (sometimes sarcastic) and value spending time with the people I care about. I’m shy and quiet around people I don’t know, but once I get to know you, you’ll have a hard time getting me to stop. I’m brutally honest and tell it how it is, which can sometimes get me in trouble. I’ The commute isn’t fun, but I love my job so it’s worth it. Outside of that I try to run as much as I can with my schedule -- it’s my way to just get outside, listen to some music, and de-stress. I like to read and go to the movies.’m happy. I love going to area wineries and wine festivals, and have even gone to a beerfest or two. I consider myself a good cook and I can bake too. I’m completely uncoordinated and have never been good at sports. I can’t ride a bike but still have hope I’ll meet someone one day who will finally have enough patience to teach me. I am, however, very very competitive at Mini Golf and would love to learn the real game of golf. I wish I would make hiking more of a priority.I’m not much for the hot humid weather, I love winter -- snow tubing, sledding, and making snow angels. I love city life, but would choose the mountains over the beach any day.I’m looking for someone who is as comfortable in a suit as he is in a t-shirt and jeans, someone who’s handy, who likes to go out and also is ok with just chilling at home. He should make me laugh (and find the same things funny).I want a guy to treat me right, keep his promises, and pay more attention to me than to his cell phone when we’re out. He should have a decent job, value the same things I do, and make our relationship a priority. I’m old-fashioned about dating and think a guy should make the first move, open doors, hold my hand, etc. I look forward to making a real connection with someone who I can share my life with. Please have a photo if you message me, thanks.
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HephzibahOnline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I'm a expecting Mommy to be with 3 boys but only my youngest lives with me. I'm honest person who is a lover and big on respect. I don't play games nor do I want someone who does. I want a real man who is serious but not to serious! I'm a family oriented person I love being around family. I love cooking out on the grill and I love going to family or friends get together's. I like fishing and other outside activities. I like watching movies. I like all different kinds of music! I would love to travel and see other states and countries. But my favorite thing to do is go out have a nice dinner and go walk on the beach and talk about our day and just really getting to know each other! I really look forward to meeting new people and making new friends! Thanks for reading my profile! Well I'm pretty simple but what I like to do is go out to a really nice dinner cause I love to have a glass of wine with my dinner. And then I love to go and walk on the beach just getting to know each other. Trust me I'm well worth getting to know cause if anything you will have a new friend. Thanks for reading my profile!