SIMILAR PEOPLE
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SoilaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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AidithOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
I am a strong and independent woman. I am a BBW who is extremely confident and secure. I am a full time nanny and I work alot with long hours. I will always make ti me for a special man. I am a loving, caring, kind, romantic and sensual woman. Dinner and drinks....
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AdellOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
If I had to descibe myself in one word it would be unique. It is safe to say that I am not like most girls out there. I have spent my life enjoying the people I meet and being there for those when they have needed it. My beliefs are simple, treat people the way you yourself would want to be treated. That being said, it seems as I get older I find myself trying to spend less time and energy on those that have proven not to deserve it. This of course can be difficult because I due honestly believe that there is good in all of us.What makes me so unique is simple. My sense of humor is what people are drawn to. In the past, I have been told I missed my calling as a stand up comedian. I stick to my core values and try to stay as positve as I can on a daily basis. Some days are better than others, just like everyone else. There is not enough space to go into all of my intersts. It is easier to say what I do not like; wresting, boxing, horror movies, tuna, snakes... and the list goes on. At this point in my life my interests are what makes me smile and taking on new experiences.After recently been asked what I DO want in a guy, I realize it is very simple to put into words. The guy I spend my time with wants to hold my hand when we are together. He must have a great smile and most of all like to actually show it!! My ideal man pays enough attention to me to let me know he cares but not too much to drive me away. The guy for me is funny, challenging, strong willed and consistent. Good luck to all of you guys out there...I have finally figured out what I want the hard part is actually finding it!Last, but certainly not least, I am a very strong minded and out-spoken woman. A man that I choose to spend time with should be very confident and not be afraid to speak their mind. I am very fun, sometimes too much fun, and insecure men cannot handle that. Honestly, if you are the type of person who likes to be told exactly what you WANT to hear then you better move on. I am not that girl!!!So, I am adding this last part after being on the site for a couple of weeks...1.If you do not have a profile picture to view...don't bother.2.If you do not like to smile...don't bother3.If you took one of your profile pictures while you were in the shitter...don't bother.4.If you have a white wife beater on in one of your pictures...don't bother.5.If you think you look like a stalker...don't bother.6.If you think an attractive,educated, strong willed woman is going to respond to some inappropriate initial comment...don't bother.I think that about covers it for now... It is challenging to describe what your ideal first date would be without coming close to a Cinderella fairy tale. In reality, we all know that the fairy tale does not work especialy for people like me. The key is to keep it simple but fun. The fairy tale can always come later!! With that all being said, my ideal first date would probably be simple...dinner, drinks and some sort of sports game on TV. It is important to me to keep things as real as they can be especially in the beginning. Most mature adults, including myself, want to not play games and be who they really are from day one. I do not want to waste my time or someone else's for that matter pretending to be something we are not.