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JacobOffline
Man. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 21-31
I live in Drumheller and am not as crazy about dinosaurs as you'd think. I find them very annoying and the get in the way while I'm driving on the sidewalks. When I get out of this wheel chair I can run for mayor and get all the dinosaurs locked up in cages for public display only.My hobbies include kicking dogs, helping junior high kids cheat on tests by sitting next to an open window, choking on fortune cookies, working out my forearms but I can usually only find two, I'd be a good dancer if it wasn't for my feet, and humming.I always use the stairs. I get winded on the escalators. I was the first one to mix popcorn seeds into pancake batter so they would flip themselves. I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.I came from a large family. Our sandbox in our yard had quicksand in it. I was an only child, eventually.My ex became anorexic so I've been seeing less and less of her. But I should've known it wasn't gonna work out with her. After all, I'm a Libra, and she's a b*tch.I was told that I snore so one night I stayed up all night and I know for a fact that I don't!I don't smoke. In fact I hate it so much that I burned all my cigarettes!I love the outdoors, biking, mountains and fishing, but not ice fishing, the ice usually cracks up.I'm addicted to Mexican food, but I don't wanna taco bout it...its nacho business.I got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You read that wrong too.I enjoy making and listening to music. My favourite artist in Van Gough but he didn't really sing a lot.My dream, other than when I was eating a giant marshmallow and I woke up and my pillow was gone, is to work at the Canadian mint. Those guys make a lot of money! But inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.I can't drink whiskey, I always break out in handcuffs. So I get hammered on screwdrivers. My pediatrician say I'm immature for my age. You can decide once you get to know me. In short, I'm a down to Earth, honest country guy looking for someone to laugh with. Message me if you want to know more What we'll do before the second date.
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SheldonOffline
Man. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 21-31
I am working on getting my journeyman ticket for sheet metal worker. I have been working construction for 5 years. I like camping, shooting and just being outside on weekends. I want to one day open up my own business after getting my ticket. I love to go back to my parents farm where I grew up as much as possible so a country girl would be great or someone who at least enjoys the country.I'm kind of shy and quiet until I get to know people then I'm an open book. Have a great sense of humour love making other people laugh. I have a good amount of tattoos as well (no piercings) but they all mean something not just stupid ones. I want someone who likes laughing, having fun and just a good person. I like country music most. I would most likely ask the girl where she wanted to go. But going to a shooting range is always fun.
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GustavoOffline
Man. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 19-29
Hahahahahahaahhaha Ill come up with something when the time comes