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Coldkeyes
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Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-36
Hi! My name is Coldkeyes. I am never married protestant caucasian man without kids from Pittsford, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Jehudi
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Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-38
Two Irish guys are fishing. The first guy reels in his line and sees that he's snagged an old bottle. As he's taking it off the hook, a genie pops out and promises to grant him one wish. "Turn the lake into beer," he says. The genie goes "Poof!" and the lake turns into beer. He says to the other guy, "So what do you think?" The other guy says, "You jerk. Now we've got to piss in the boat.Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?Neil A. backwards is Alien.Mind f*cked.I was driving earlier and some woman pulled out in front of me. Then I saw that she was texting and driving. I was so mad that I threw my beer at her!Why aren't there any WalMarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner! hiking,pool,shooting,zoo,rob a bank, TPing someone house, maybe your bosses. shooting stuff with my shotguns,KCCO
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Baptist
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Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 31-41
Im a very loving and loyal man. I am a family man and I love to spend time with them and be there for them when they need me. Im looking forward to meeting someone who is kind, loving, and open to love or friendship, but with a hint of crazy and adventure mixed in. I believe in romance and am old fashioned in that regard. Looking forward to starting new chapters. For a first date I would like to just meet up for a drink or two and have a conversation, get a feel for the person. From my dating experience that's enough to know if you want to see the person again. I am flexible though to other dating ideas, after all the guy has to keep the woman intrigued and surprised.