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Jehudi, 31
United States, New York, Pittsford

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About Me

Two Irish guys are fishing. The first guy reels in his line and sees that he's snagged an old bottle. As he's taking it off the hook, a genie pops out and promises to grant him one wish. "Turn the lake into beer," he says. The genie goes "Poof!" and the lake turns into beer. He says to the other guy, "So what do you think?" The other guy says, "You jerk. Now we've got to piss in the boat.Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?Neil A. backwards is Alien.Mind f*cked.I was driving earlier and some woman pulled out in front of me. Then I saw that she was texting and driving. I was so mad that I threw my beer at her!Why aren't there any WalMarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner! hiking,pool,shooting,zoo,rob a bank, TPing someone house, maybe your bosses. shooting stuff with my shotguns,KCCO

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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