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OfeliaOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
• I’m a superhero. Special power: I go invisible in large crowds and hallways. (My daughter claims it’s because I’m short. Wtf does she know, she’s 16.)• I don’t have a single tattoo. I’m not opposed, I just wish they were animated.• I love tattoos! Head to toe.• I am not politically correct.• I hear “MOMMMM... YOU CAN’T SAY THAT!” every single day. I usually respond “ohhhh... F*ck!”. If there’s such thing as social Tourette’s, I might have it.• Two piercings. One there ? and one there ?• If you’re 6ft or taller, I will laugh at you if you’re scared of heights.• I hate pubic hair. On the body is gross. On toilet seats, bathtubs, floors, pillows, it’s freaken disgusting!• I hate crowds... But if there’s live music and a couple beers, I’M IN! I absolutely love live music.• I don’t recycle. I’m not opposed to it, I just don’t do it.• I’m hella excited about the zombie apocalypse. Team Zombie!• I do have a checklist for what I definitely don’t want in my life (see below). Otherwise, you’re golden.• I’m not looking for a dad for my daughter, and I don’t want your babies. I had one, I got fixed, end of. Please note: I don’t have the ex parent baggage or the freak child who makes life miserable for anyone I date. She’s respectful, welcoming and independent.• I’ve never had a hamburger. Yes I’m vegetarian. No it’s not about the animals. I’d eat them bloody, they just make me sick.• I don’t want to go hunting or fishing with you. Wait! If it’s hunting Sasquatch.... HELLS YEAH! F*CK YEAH!. Driving to the mountains to put a pole and some string in some water... no. Never.• I’ve never drank a cup of coffee. I like my tea. I don’t care what you eat or drink.• I don’t cook.• People smell. Especially Elevator People. Bus People are the worst.• My English is crap. I wish it was because it’s my second language. It’s not, I don’t know any other languages.• There’s a reason I don’t have loads of photos. I’m shy, and fatter then average (not beached whale fat, jeeze). If we meet, don’t be heartbroken when you don’t see a model. Just being honest.• Been told I smile too much. Dimples are deceiving, like now actually. They make you look like you’re smiling, even in those “oh f*ck, what have I gotten myself into” moments.• I’m not controlling or one of those women that freaks out about you going out with friends. Enjoy life, and your friends.• Not only do I drive, but I drive a stick. Bus People smell awful, remember? I do drive an orange jeep. Yes, I know it looks like a midget bus, it makes me smile.• I’m socially awkward so I need someone who isn’t, because well… it’s just easier that way. • Oh, and I swear.It might sting a little... Or a lot.• You must not live in mommy’s or daddy’s home/garage/basement/car/tent because it’s free. And FFS please don’t call them mommy or daddy!• You must know how to do your laundry and know how to put a sheet on the bed.• Hopefully you drive, and I don’t care what you drive. I won’t be impressed if your car is straight off the set of the fast and the furious. Equally, I won’t be impressed that you ride your bicycle to work because it’s “good for the environment”.• No criminals please.. wait, I guess it depends on the crime and situation. We’ll talk.• No virgins, or nearly virgins. I don’t want you if you’ve only had one or two girlfriends… and that was around high school…. but she really loved you…. because she talked to you that once, so you stalked her… but that doesn’t count because you were in the area anyway o.O• If you look like you belong on a rapist/child molester warning poster, I’m not interested.• You must not see “shadow people” or have been abducted by aliens.• Bald men are sexy, balding men look like they’re on the poster I mentioned earlier.• Please, if you’re socially awkward, don’t message me. It’s hard enough already.
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DesiraeOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I don't really know what to say about myself. I'm a single mom to a wonderful eight year old boy. I work full time as a RN ***nights per week and would like to go back to school in the near future. My work schedule is def not "normal", it can get pretty busy (so you might not hear from me for a few days at a time) but can also be really nice b/c I can get 5 or 6 days off without taking time off. My marriage ended pretty recently (we get along & parent well together, just weren't good at being married to each other) so I haven't dated in a very, very long time, & I'm not really sure what I'm looking to get out of this right now, but I'm up for trying something new. I'm not "looking" for anything serious, but that doesn't mean I'm not open to it. I think it would be good to just hang out at first & see if a friendship develops.On a side note, if you don't have knowledge of basic grammar (correct usage of their, they're, there & your vs you're), we're probably not going to click. Also, you should be wearing a shirt in your profile pic. Something casual... I'm a jeans & t-shirt kind of girl :)
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ClorindaOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
Ok here goes...I've been single for about a year now and have met some great people but I'm at the point now where I'm looking for something with a little more substance. :). That being said, i'm definitely looking to make friends first. I'm pretty particular in my taste in men and respect that you guys are also :) I'm a smart, confident, established, cute and quirky woman with a pretty good sense of humour and a side of sass. If you're looking for a woman to simply be your arm candy, sorry but that's not me. If you wouldn't be friends with me or just want to hang with me because i'm awesome, then why would you want to date me? Vice versa. Another thing you have to know is that my kids come first and I intend to keep it that way :). I like to act tough and independent sometimes but i'm really just looking for someone with which I'll be comfortable embracing my soft and vulnerable side.So much for being light and fun! Lol. Anything else you need to know, just msg me!After chatting with some of you on here, i have to add that a sense of humour is a must!! :)P.S. Smart is sexy! Impress me! :P I'd like to meet up for a drink, be it coffee, beer, wine. Have some conversation and see if we want to continue the date or not :)I still like to be asked out on the first date but I have been known to make the first move :)