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LianneOnline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
Well hello. A little about me...I have 7 kids by 8 different daddies. I am looking for a daddy for them.....is that you? If you live far please ***, because gas is pretty cheap and I would love to spend hours driving to you. Oh and my pic is from years ago but I look the same but add 73.25 pounds more. In my spare time I like to take long walks on the beach *rolling eyes*......I have a bit of a twisted sense of humor. I refuse to be like others. I don't play the junior high games and I don't really have patience when it comes to *** am stubborn, sarcastic, and honest (sometimes too honest). I hate the question what do you do for fun.....I do whatever is fun at the moment it sounds fun. Anything can be fun if you are with the right person. We all have a type of person we are attracted to so don't be offended if I am not interested, as I won't be if you aren't interested. I'm not here to waste anyone's time. I don't plan things; life shouldn't be planned because it can be taken at any moment. I am a spur of the moment type. As for what I am attracted to: nice teeth, nice smiles, nice eyes, tall, good personality, non-dillhole, and a sense of humor. I don't mind tattoos on guys but sorry not into the tattoos on neck and/or face. Just not my cup of tea. I have 11 tattoos which all can be covered. I don't need a man to complete my life but having someone isn't so bad. I am not a man-hater and don't think all men are the same. I look at things with my horse blinders off. I am random and sometimes I have the attention span of a squirrel. I have been called crazy and messed up but hey I am who I am, I can entertain myself that's for sure. One of my all time favorite sayings is "I'm not crazy my mother had me tested." That's all I have for now, its been a long day and I will add more eventually, yeah probably not. On a side thought, for the love of Gawd please know the difference between their and there, are and our, your and you're, and to and too. ;) If you can't post your picture on here or at least attach it to the message then don't bother sending me a message because I will not respond. You show up fashionably late in your piece of crap car with broken windshield and radio blaring. You get out of the car and give me a smack on my butt. We decide to go for dinner; you inform me that you don't have a license so it would be best if I drive since you lost your license because of 3 dui's. We go to a fancy restaurant, and the gentleman you are, you walk in the door first and let it slam in my face. We get seated and we order. Our food comes and you scarf your food down like you were still in prison. Your phone is going off through the entire meal but it’s cool I don’t mind you talking to 20 other girls. The waitress brings our bill and you have “accidentally” forgotten your wallet so I pay. You decide that we want to go to a bar and have a few drinks. We get there and you order shot after shot after shot. You are flirting with every girl in the bar but it’s ok all that matters is that you are having a good time. You are bombed so I help you to the car and you decide again that we should go hang out at your house for a little bit. We leave the bar and you want to run through the liquor store to get a couple 40’s and a bag of pork rines. We arrive at your house and you tell me to be quiet because you don’t want to wake your parents; you have to sneak me into the basement. We quietly enter the house and get to the basement where your room is. It smells of mothballs but you tell me you like the mothball smell because it reminds you of your grandmas. You decide to play Halo online with a bunch of other people while I sit and watch. After about 2 hours of watching you play Halo and slamming your 40, you tell me I have to take you to go get your car because you have another date in 4 hours. I drive you back to my house so you can get your car. You tell me you will call me after your date, unless you end up hittin' dat. You get in your car and take off. I call the police and report your stupid self for drinking and driving. Enjoy prison dillhole. Ok this is a date that I have never had nor do I ever want! P.s. for the love of God, do not message me to tell me you are sorry I have dated men like this.....it's fiction people and a sick twisted sense of humor....har
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VinaOnline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
Hello fellas,I'm just peeking in, curious, ready to get back out there - but NOT in "the" or any "game". I would be wonderful to connect with a special someone, via friendship and good old fashioned courtship, in good time. You don't have to throw your cape in the mud, but if you open my door, I will notice. And will reciprocate in possibly some new and wonderful ways, given this somewhat lacking (in manners) culture we live in.Born in So. Cal, my folks raised me with Midwestern values. I waive at passing cars, make eye contact (sometimes uncomfortably, I think, given I am let's say a "good reader of thoughts") and believe that the mom and pop shops are worth my extra hard-earned dollars. I like paper, but prefer a strong handshake from a person I can trust.I'm a single mother, so my priorities are straight and directed with deep intention to show my child what a mature loving partnership looks like. Do you love nature, animals and children under 6? Hope so.Mustn't be afraid of garlic as I am addicted to it. I will try to feed you kale, sorry, but I will. I'm curvy, a couple extra pounds but only because I don't have a hike mate and may have a glass of wine where I could be kissing someone deeply. They will go, promise. I am not an uber jock, though, and don't aspire to have a 6 pack (well, I wouldn't turn down yours) so if you are a triathelete looking for a running partner, that really isn't me. Horseback riding, dancing, Cowles Mt...?Taurus woman here, so if you are an airy-fairy worldwide traveler, ungrounded non-committal type, you may feel me ball and chainy. But I'm not. In fact, you must take me dancing 1x a month or I will let someone else. You can have your freedom, I am not attracted to a man who is clingy or underfoot. I have a life, a wonderful life. Attractive comes from the heart, so I am not going to say what you must look like, but I do feel that taking care of the body is a great way to show Love...love for your partner, of self, and gratitude for being given the incredible vehicle that you have. I prefer not to outweigh my man, ha.Oh, and you don't need to be a rocket-scientist (though I adore all things sci!) but please be super capable of catching blazing zingers. If they whiz overhead, I won't stick. Spirituality? Rumi, baby. Nature is my church. I'm sure I will tweak this profile a good many times before I land, but know, I am in no hurry. I have been married, loved it, and am now excited to see what other configuration Love can find me in. I am not certain I will ever marry again, and I am totally satisfied with my one, incredible child, so, no more out of my body. You may have kids and that will factor in somehow...I don't know how, yet.If you have good teeth, I find that irresistible. Odd, huh? Mine are pretty nice, though I don't use chems to turn them opaque like most. Guess I should mention I have been described as "crunchy, organic, earthy" so if you, say, ingest saccharin of any sort, I will assume your life to be abridged and probably choose to "attach" otherwise. Want to know when I hit "DELETE"?:Please also save the "gift" If you favorite me, but never send a note, I will just guess you are gathering courage to address scary, intimidating me, ha.If you offer simplistic greetings like "Hi, how are you?"; please offer some conversation to illustrate you have SOME genuine interest in getting to know me as opposed to broadcasting (who gets the pun there?).Sooper pour gramer meens wii realee won connect ***I love the male bod, don't get me wrong, but a strong mind is your hottest part. And mine. Whip out your 25 cent words, boys. Pushy, rushy, impatient, ugh. Thanks for checking in, gentlemen. I hope this search lands us all in the Loving spaces with the supportive partners we crave. "D"***IMPORTANT UPDATE***I don't know WHAT buttons I hit on the Personality Test that says I am LOW on Family Orientation (I am as HIGH as they come on that SCALE) and sorry, I also scored LOW on SELF-CONTROL which is simply NOT TRUE. You can leave an unwrapped gift in my closet for a year and I won't peek, ever. Pints of ice cream rot in my freezer. I am oddly HIGH in both of these arenas and am looking to correct it. Sheesh. At first, I appreciate some *** personal/free/alone time is precious to me and I don't want to spend it on preliminary chit-chat. Let's establish a mutual agreement that we even WANT to meet for coffee and go from there. Can we?
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KellOnline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
Hi. I'm a fun, energetic and easygoing person looking for the same. I have a great career and enjoy what I do. I like to laugh and make others laugh.I am looking for someone to date and then possibly see where it goes. I am very selective and would prefer someone that is mature and established in his career. Lunch or coffee