SIMILAR PEOPLE
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CythiaOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
Ok, here's what's being accepted:Humpbacks, lazy eyed, slack jawed, slue-foots, and I.Q. minimums are lowered to just over short-bus.Obviously warped sense of humor. Nothing meds can't cure. Love to play like a puppy but put on weekday warrior mask for the masses. I'm a sucker for cartoons, i.e.I've cancelled plans for the "Trailer Park Boys." I jump on the bed, play with food, and make my dog wear Halloween costumes. Love animals just grateful I'm at the top of the food chain, dumb dinosaurs. I collect unicorn horns, I currently have not been able to find one, but soon.....I feel it.Hate mean people, mini vans and that blue moon in the Lucky Charms that makes my milk gray (not a great way to start the day.)My biggest achievement was running for POTUS (I didn't win).Saddest day was when my goldfish drowned.Romance to me is checking my tire pressure, being on my team no matter how bad I am at something (cards, pool, or sack race), taking care of me if I'm sick, holding my hair back if I puke. I appreciate these things more than flowers anyday. Of course jewelry is always a close second!***tough) man, not dipped in sissy sauce. A cross of Optimus Prime++Bo &= my dream guy.What you win is a cool chick with a wicked sense of humor, an expensive edumucation and who doesn't smell too bad.Someone who can cuss you out in a few different languages. The ability to engage in discourse and tell you WHY you should exercise the gray matter between your ears if you vote Obama. I'll forgive you once, twice you should be neutered.I'm a bad winner, you will be subjected to Hamster, Cabbage Patch or End Zone dancing...there will be dancing, you've been warned. Love Hockey games, heavyweight boxing and Bully Beatdown. If I'm alone, I will crank my stereo to Cage the Elephant, Nickelback or some slammin music and dance with the mop while cleaning house. I am 5' 5" 124, with all original parts, and they still work (translation-throw Midol & chocolate at me once a month and no one gets hurt).I'm 2nd out of 6 in big fat obnoxious family.Still very Catholic. Blue eyed Sicillian/Greek. Spoiled, but capable.I have another profile on meetville if you'd like to see more under Tibel***I'm only for the brave. If you're not, save yourself and run now. Catching grapes with our mouths. Spitting in the wind.
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VivianOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I'm going to try this one more time... Ok a little bit about me, I love being out doors and I like all kinds of sport's, I do lot's of snow skiing and I ridding my horse's. In the spring time I work for the Taxes Ranger and the KC Royals. yes, I love baseball and football .!!!!!!! So I enjoy the lakes, fishing water skiing and so on so on LOL!!! I enjoy cooking ,BBQ and the best of all love to bake. I like being with my family and friends. I have two wonderful kids that I love very much they are my two best friends.I just hope I can fine a nice guy that has there S***T together... OK so if you would like to know more about me just E-mail me at *** you for your time..Take care!! I would like to fine some one that likes the same things in life.
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BreonnaOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I am a single mother of two teenage daughters who are my world. I work full time at a daycare center and love kids. I love the outdoors and the simple things of life. Love to have a bonfire and go for walks. I am most comfortable in jeans, not much into getting all dressed up. Just the way I am..lol. Not looking to jump into a serious relationship but wouldn't turn one down either if it was to happen. Looking for an honest person to hang out with and have fun. Must not be opposed to tattoos...I have a few but are small and very meaningful. Any questions just ask. something casual where we can get to know each other with no pressure