Teressa, 44
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About Me
I'm a pretty easy going gal, love being out doors, being active. I've been away for so long I don't know where the cool hang outs are. Love watching NFL, playing fantasy football...if anyone knows what I'm talking about, then you know what I mean.! Now that I live in SoCal again I can maybe go to a couple of games. Yay!! I hope we kick the livin crap out of NY Giants this year!! I hate that team!!Well I am gay, but it took me awhile to come out. I was married for 12 years, living in denial, and finally came to the conclusion that I'm just gay as hell!! LOL I just couldn't live a lie anymore, and I didn't care if people accepted or not. I had to do it for myself, and well I did!! Luckily for me everyone has been very accepting family, friends, my dog. LOL So that for me was the easy part. The not so easy part is finding someone who gets me! I've dated a couple of women (I came out in ***but they just don't seem to get who I am, or are offended by my sarcasim. I'm a very passionate woman, who at times gets very deep intellectually, and wants to know what others passions are, and what makes them tick. For some reason when I ask those questions these women shut down. Isn't that getting to know a person? Good googly moogly!! There is more to a relationship then sex people!!! though.....I do like that too. Ooh la la!! It has taken me 6 trips to the DMV and down $***bucks. I passed the written with flying colors, but flunk the eye test....wearing my glasses!! WTF!! LOL So in order for me to get my driver lic I had to go directly to the Optometrist to get new glasses, that was part of the $600. So I go back to the DMV, they didn't even ask me to do the eye exam again....and I was raring to go.....showing off my new sporty specs!...?? hahaha When it was all said and done.......I just got mail from the DMV this week saying I need to provide my insurance or they will suspend my lic.......Ummmmm I had all that info when I was there all six times.?? Holy Baturd Batman!!! When I lived in TX, I didn't have to take any written tests, just the eye. I only went in there once.! In Cali I was practically stripped searched with an audience, along with conducting minimal conversation with the Mean Girl Society!! Most of the women who work there look angry, unhappy, and disgusted how dare people show up at the DMV. LOL am i right?? I was just tired of turning right every time a cop car was behind me! LOL Love the Ocean, it's my own personal therapist.I run, can't run fast, but distance is my thing, my meditation. I have a Siberian Husky, so it's a must, if I don't take him, he does naughty things. hahaha Movies - favorite move is Beaches!! I know, give it to me!! Fried Green Tomatoes, then I like to move on to women who kick ass. Death Proof, The Kill Bills, Charlie's Angels. Love horror The Exorcist, The Shining, the first Halloween. Comedy...There's something about Mary, Pet Detective, and......that's all I can think of...at this point. Music......! I'll just list some artist.!Paranormal holy crud, I love that stuff. Tell me a good scary story that you may have encountered, I will sit there with all ears. If someone dared me to stay in a haunted place, I would do it!! I love that crap!! I'm still waiting for them to come out with a movie to scared the living shinola out of me!!!! Let's see I love to camp, though it's been a while since I've gone. I like to kayak, love to get one for my own. Love to hike, and some day do a hiking trip. I love, love, love to run....but my knees tell me a different story!! Damn them to hell!! I love to write poetry, which I do a lot. Oh and please I don't want to have a threesome. I don't want to see yours teets so please don't send me pics of them, and I'm sure as hell not going to show you mine!! So don't ask!! I'm into femmes, not butches!!! I like a woman to look and and smell like a woman. You know shaved legs, plucked eyebrows......the bushes trimmed if ya know what I mean!! But!!! also will like to go camping and know what a touchdown is. ya know?Okay well I covered a lot, if you have questions, just ask. Well how about butterfly catching?? LOL Bird watching??? Ummmmm dumpster diving? hahahaha kidding...just making myself laugh. No seriously, I guess I would just like to talk and get to know the person on the first date. If that goes well, then hey I guess plans would be in order for a second date.
PERSONAL INFORMATION
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Looking for
woman
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Relationship
Never married
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Have kids
No
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Wants kids
No
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Ethnicity
Caucasian
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Faith
Christian
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Body type
Average
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Height
5'8"
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Eye color
Blue
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Smoke
No
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Drink
Yes, socially
INTERESTS
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