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Lucy, 45
United States, Minnesota, Owatonna

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I WORK a lot......I'm up front about this so there's no misunderstanding. I wish I could change it but I can't. I don't have the normal 9 to 5 grind like everyone else. It is what it is!!! If you want to know? AskIf you're afraid to ask? Don't beIf you're still afraid? We won't get along**I tend to like older men.....no offense to younger guys..... there's strength in numbers!!! (I'm not saying I won't date a younger guy.!!) Please...Please...Please have your *** together. NO mid-life crisis attention seekers.!!Online dating is more painful than natural childbirth but it seems to be the new way of meeting disfunctional people. Who doesn't want to meet someone disfunctional?!?! LOLOn my list of priorities....online dating is right up there with cleaning my garage and bleaching my as*h**e...!! (NOT) So here goes it..................What I like: My KIDS, some of my family, having fun, practical jokes, the gym, vacuuming, a great sale, movies, fireworks, baseball games, hockey, kissing, sex (who doesn't?!?) , SARCASM, bbq, anything Italian, the country (kinda), the city (definitely), mani's/pedi's, hero's, passion, the BEACH, the smell of the boardwalk, snow storms, hurricanes, volunteering, when I hear my kids laugh, sleeping in on rainy days, smelling like a girl, longshots, crabbing, forehead kisses.....What I don't like: DRAMA, Posers, bad drivers, cheap, DRAMA, stalkers, slackers, humidity, LIARS, smoker's breathe, when people do not come prepared for the bank drive thru, hairy ears, Sunday drivers, did I say DRAMA already?....I prefer Action over a "chick" movie, flip flops and sandals over any other kind of shoe, Ice tea over soda, Fall over the ridiculous heat of Summer.....I have straight friends and family and gay friends and family. It's none of my business whom they choose to love as long as they love me too!!I have had a healthy share of sadness in my life that has taught me many valuable lessons that I try to remember every day. I try not to waste time anymore....on anything or anybody. I like my free time and my "me" time. I'm not the kind of girlfriend that needs to hear from you every waking moment of the day. I respect other people's privacy in return. It's only fair. It doesn't mean I'm not thinking about you!! When given the right carbonated beverage.....I can burp like a guy. Don't blame me.!Kids and animals tend to like me which I am DEFINATELY OK with!!FOR THE RECORD....NO I do not bleach my as*ho**!! I wouldn't even know who to call to do it!! It drives me nuts to see a woman with "painted on eyebrows"!! Do you own a mirror??!!I can wear pink and kick your ass at the same time!! I am comfortable making fun of myself!! Nobody is perfect. So get over yourself!! A lot of people tell me that "weird" stuff happens to me wherever I go. I don't see it so I guess you're going to have to question them. I need to be "under the influence" of something/anything when I fly. Actually, flying is not the problem.....Crashing is the problem!!My dad taught me how to shoot a gun when I was 7 and to be honest.....I like it!! :)~I probably drive a little too fast and I hate it when people cruise in the fast lane!! I used to have perfect vision but that went out the door when I turned 40..... :( I work hard but I don't play hard. Who the *** wants to play hard?! The likelihood of me becoming a grandmother within the next 10 years is like 80 percent. What kid wants a grandmother that "plays hard"?!?! My grandmom never wore pants or drove let alone "played hard". Get real people!!!! For the record.....I don't have a "type" and I don't have a vision of a "perfect guy". I believe in getting to know someone from the "inside out" and I also believe that our flaws and imperfections make us who we are. For anyone that is taking the time to read my profile my advice to you is this.....Don't expect perfection unless you're capable of giving perfection and love yourself no matter what anyone says or how anyone makes you feel!! GOOD LUCK GUYS!!! :))

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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