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GenyaOffline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
now accepting applications for a grown ass man! due to an expansion of standards, a GAM is required ASAP. must be proficient in the truth, trustworthiness & back rubs. great smile & tush are also assets. scrubs need not apply. this is a F/T commitment that requires you during evenings, weekends & stat holidays. benefits include - but are not limited to - dinners, massages & sabbatical during hunting &/or playoffs. all applications are appreciated, but only qualified GAM will be contacted. references are not required, but remember that skeletons never stay in the closet. *note: if you do not know what a 'scrub' is, refer to TLC's aptly titled 'no scrubs'. if you are unsure if you are, in fact, a GAM, you're not, and while we're sure your mother thinks you're great, you are not a fit to this position.*another note: i find the 'instant message' on here obnoxious, so using it is a sure fire way to get me to not respond. sorry, 53 year old man who likes sex, but you'll have to find someone else to irritate.*another, another note: i'm actually quite a nice, charming girl. i just happen to know what i want, and i'm not willing to sacrifice my time -- or the $10 in my wallet that mr. was-right-now took -- on someone who i KNOW isn't right for me. honesty is the best policy. am i right, or am i right?*if you really wanna knowwhat i want in a guywell im looking for a dream on a mean machine with hell in his eyesi want a devil the skins tight letherhe's gonna be wild as the windand one fine nighti'll be holdin on tightto a coooooool rider* something that doesn't involve candles, rose petals and whisper talk... unless we're performing an exorcism or creating a new eau de toilette - both of which could be possibilities.
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LeighOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
Well lets see I am 29 years old. I am a single mom of three wonderful kids, whom only drive me nuts 80 percent of the time. I am just finishing my Medical office Assistant/Unit clerk diploma. I love to learn. I hope to become a corrections officer or a police office one day.I have been through hell and back when it comes to my ex husband and I am looking for someone that will treat me the way that I deserve to be treated. I am a little bit bigger and I am not ashamed nor embarrassed of that and I want to find someone that will accept me for me and not have the desire to change me. I enjoy everything outdoors, fishing, camping ect. I love to read, draw, dance (when I get the chance). I am very passionate and a hopeless romantic at heart and I am looking for someone that is the same. I want someone who is romantic and funny and loving and caring.I don't want someone with a ton of drama in their life. I have been there done that and it ruined the relationship. I have many tattoo and many piercing and I find them to be extremely attractive. I want to find the one person that I can start my life with and the one person that does not mind me having kids!!!!If you are looking to get laid, please do not message me I do not need a computer for that....Happy Fishing