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PresleyOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, opinionated, spoiled, selfish, impatient, arrogant, demanding, impulsive, combative, extremely sarcastic, omnipotent female...seeking...Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, unselfish, attentive, patient, willing, equally sarcastic, combative, says sorry a lot ..... with diamonds.....male? (Just kidding, I lose everything...!! ) ~Fun Facts~I have a mouth like a trucker, at times. (or worse) and laugh at the MOST inappropriate things.If the general public finds it offensive, I will LOVE it! I'm completely flexible, as long as everything is going my way. I'm honest, maybe too honest. I tell it like it is, not how it should be.I have two personalities. Awesome, and F*cking Awesome.I listen to 'Eye Of The Tiger' while I work out, because it makes me feel powerful!I'm a lot of fun, as in my mind I'm still 21!!I often don't think before I speak. I prefer to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.I hate mornings.I love coffee.I think Chocolate eaten by itself tastes like sh*t... Or as I would imagine sh*t to taste.Taco Bell is a completely acceptable meal. Applebees is almost "fine dining" ... I'm fairly simple. Bacon is the best single ingredient food on earth. I'm not your typical female.. At all. I'm probably the one your mother warned you about ;)After a few days of this, I feel I need to add a section...*Don't bother if.... *· You are a f*cking liar. ( I already hate you)· You cannot speak/read/write proper English. For example... If you don't know the difference between: Their, There, and They're...or Your and You're....or Two, Too, and To (That last one can be tricky, I might be able to overlook that ONE). · You are looking "for just a good time" (It won't happen in any scenario).· You aren't wearing a shirt in your main pic. ( You are a tool ).· You can't construct a witty way to initiate contact. ( If I didn't answer the first 5 "hey's" (or any other variation of the ONE word)...I'm not going to answer the 6th either).· You have major trust issues ( I don't have the Patience for that bullshit).· You get offended, or embarrassed about anything. ( I just don't).· You can't find the humor, and exploit it... in ANY situation. ( It's kinda my forte).· You don't have at LEAST one tat, and plan on getting more. ( I'm a little inked).· You frequent Walmart because you genuinely enjoy it and/or You'd be happy to run into "a lot" of people you know.( I go there to make fun of those people, I just can't help myself ).I can't possibly reply to every message I receive. It would leave me absolutely no time for ...... Me.Remember Guys, If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do just about anything!
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LeylaOnline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I am a very open minded thinker with a great sense of humor, I value the same in others. I have to 2 dogs that are my kids, we enjoy being outdoors as much as possible, camping, the beach, the dog park or a drive with a hike included. Food is a dear passion of mine from putting a pork shoulder on the smoker and 14 hours later enjoying a great meal with friends to creating something new shooting from the hip. I'm drama free and always see the good in all situations. This is a loaded question, I prefer to call it a meet and greet:-) there is so much to do and depending on the person anything is possible!
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BrittnyOnline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Can't a girl grab a drink or a cup of coffee with someone fascinating? I'm a kind, driven, and intelligent entrepreneurial woman who loves entertaining, great conversation, world music and travel. You absolutely must make me laugh. It's a prerequisite you can say. I'm looking for someone who is also driven, won't mind my speaking french when the moment is right, and of course who will meet the approval of the main male in my life, my dog. As an entrepreneur I work quite a bit but still find time to hit the gym 4 times a week, entertain friends on my terrace and of course spend time with my family when they're in town. I'm pretty comfortable with online dating. I think it's a natural progression for our generation. I'm easy going, if you can make me laugh it's a bonus.Please note if you are married, move along, no drama in my life.Talk to you soon. Surprise me