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About Me

Ok, about me... I've been back in my home town of ~***ppl for going on 5yrs now and love it. I have a beautiful home, lots of great friends, but most importantly my family is only 15min away. In the summer you can always find me at my lake. So yeah, I guess you could call me a beach bum. In the Fall and Winter, I like to slow down and hang out with my family more. I'm fortunate to be able to work from my home office as a Remote Closer. Cows and Corn!I wanted to add a second language to my profile, but *** not an option. =) I'm kind of a dork some times, but love to laugh. I am attracted to Hard working, Funny, Intelligent Men. Age isn't really a deal breaker for me, but maturity level absolutely is. I started smoking again about 2yrs ago and am def going to quit again. It's just not quite time yet. Single, no kids.. what else am I gonna spend my money on. hehe Oh, and I'm a clean freak. Kind of OCD about it.So, that's just a little bit about me. Message me sometime. Thanks!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

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