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JordanOnline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-30
Hi! My name is Jordan. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Portage, Michigan, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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PresleyOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, opinionated, spoiled, selfish, impatient, arrogant, demanding, impulsive, combative, extremely sarcastic, omnipotent female...seeking...Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, unselfish, attentive, patient, willing, equally sarcastic, combative, says sorry a lot ..... with diamonds.....male? (Just kidding, I lose everything...!! ) ~Fun Facts~I have a mouth like a trucker, at times. (or worse) and laugh at the MOST inappropriate things.If the general public finds it offensive, I will LOVE it! I'm completely flexible, as long as everything is going my way. I'm honest, maybe too honest. I tell it like it is, not how it should be.I have two personalities. Awesome, and F*cking Awesome.I listen to 'Eye Of The Tiger' while I work out, because it makes me feel powerful!I'm a lot of fun, as in my mind I'm still 21!!I often don't think before I speak. I prefer to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.I hate mornings.I love coffee.I think Chocolate eaten by itself tastes like sh*t... Or as I would imagine sh*t to taste.Taco Bell is a completely acceptable meal. Applebees is almost "fine dining" ... I'm fairly simple. Bacon is the best single ingredient food on earth. I'm not your typical female.. At all. I'm probably the one your mother warned you about ;)After a few days of this, I feel I need to add a section...*Don't bother if.... *· You are a f*cking liar. ( I already hate you)· You cannot speak/read/write proper English. For example... If you don't know the difference between: Their, There, and They're...or Your and You're....or Two, Too, and To (That last one can be tricky, I might be able to overlook that ONE). · You are looking "for just a good time" (It won't happen in any scenario).· You aren't wearing a shirt in your main pic. ( You are a tool ).· You can't construct a witty way to initiate contact. ( If I didn't answer the first 5 "hey's" (or any other variation of the ONE word)...I'm not going to answer the 6th either).· You have major trust issues ( I don't have the Patience for that bullshit).· You get offended, or embarrassed about anything. ( I just don't).· You can't find the humor, and exploit it... in ANY situation. ( It's kinda my forte).· You don't have at LEAST one tat, and plan on getting more. ( I'm a little inked).· You frequent Walmart because you genuinely enjoy it and/or You'd be happy to run into "a lot" of people you know.( I go there to make fun of those people, I just can't help myself ).I can't possibly reply to every message I receive. It would leave me absolutely no time for ...... Me.Remember Guys, If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do just about anything!
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SammiOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I am a 36 yr old SWF, vertically challenged (barely 5'1"), thin, and college educated. I am passionate about traveling, as I feel exploring new places and meeting the locals is invigorating for the soul. I have an impulsive streak when it comes to taking trips, as it's not uncommon for me to pack my bag and jet off the following day.I have a great family and group of friends who mean the world to me. I am extremely loyal and always willing to help out the people I care about. I enjoy to dress up to go out for a nice dinner, but am also comfortable with lounging around the house in yoga pants and t-shirt, watching a movie or football. Yes boys...I love football but unfortunately my fantasy team is doing horribly. Maybe you could help me pick better players to acquire on waivers?I've been trying to improve my cooking skills, but I'm not going to lie...I hate cooking for just myself. Food is meant to be shared with the people you care about. Hobbies: One of my favorite things to do in the morning before work is to go for a walk with my best friend and her 2 year old son.. My time with them is precious and makes me happy. I love to go for long drives with the radio cranked and sun roof open...no destination is required, however my car has a mind of it's own and usually wants to head in the direction of the nearest beach. I need to travel at least once a year and am thankful I have the means to visit new places.- the food is amazing, the people friendly, and there is so much history to learn about. Oh... at least once in their lives. I like to stay active...during the summer I try to spend as much time outside as possible. Winter on the other hand....I hope you don't mind snuggling on the sofa or cooking together during those months cuz I'm not a big fan of the cold.I am looking for a man who. Is goal oriented and knows what he wants out of life. He needs to be laid back but also inquisitive of the world around him. He must loyal, monogamous, drama free, fun loving, respectful, and a family man. I want someone who will make me laugh everyday for the rest of our lives. Oh, and he must love football ; ) Message me, and we can figure it out...