SIMILAR PEOPLE
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PresleyOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, opinionated, spoiled, selfish, impatient, arrogant, demanding, impulsive, combative, extremely sarcastic, omnipotent female...seeking...Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, unselfish, attentive, patient, willing, equally sarcastic, combative, says sorry a lot ..... with diamonds.....male? (Just kidding, I lose everything...!! ) ~Fun Facts~I have a mouth like a trucker, at times. (or worse) and laugh at the MOST inappropriate things.If the general public finds it offensive, I will LOVE it! I'm completely flexible, as long as everything is going my way. I'm honest, maybe too honest. I tell it like it is, not how it should be.I have two personalities. Awesome, and F*cking Awesome.I listen to 'Eye Of The Tiger' while I work out, because it makes me feel powerful!I'm a lot of fun, as in my mind I'm still 21!!I often don't think before I speak. I prefer to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.I hate mornings.I love coffee.I think Chocolate eaten by itself tastes like sh*t... Or as I would imagine sh*t to taste.Taco Bell is a completely acceptable meal. Applebees is almost "fine dining" ... I'm fairly simple. Bacon is the best single ingredient food on earth. I'm not your typical female.. At all. I'm probably the one your mother warned you about ;)After a few days of this, I feel I need to add a section...*Don't bother if.... *· You are a f*cking liar. ( I already hate you)· You cannot speak/read/write proper English. For example... If you don't know the difference between: Their, There, and They're...or Your and You're....or Two, Too, and To (That last one can be tricky, I might be able to overlook that ONE). · You are looking "for just a good time" (It won't happen in any scenario).· You aren't wearing a shirt in your main pic. ( You are a tool ).· You can't construct a witty way to initiate contact. ( If I didn't answer the first 5 "hey's" (or any other variation of the ONE word)...I'm not going to answer the 6th either).· You have major trust issues ( I don't have the Patience for that bullshit).· You get offended, or embarrassed about anything. ( I just don't).· You can't find the humor, and exploit it... in ANY situation. ( It's kinda my forte).· You don't have at LEAST one tat, and plan on getting more. ( I'm a little inked).· You frequent Walmart because you genuinely enjoy it and/or You'd be happy to run into "a lot" of people you know.( I go there to make fun of those people, I just can't help myself ).I can't possibly reply to every message I receive. It would leave me absolutely no time for ...... Me.Remember Guys, If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do just about anything!
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SherlynOnline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
I have no expectations. I believe in chemistry. If my "interests" are "interesting" to you, I will probably be "interested"I tend to enjoy outgoing, eccentric, exciting people.I do things on a whim, I listen to my gut, I am not shy and very rarely get embarrassed. I'm up for an adventure, are you? atypicalsurprise mesomething simple I don't intend on talking to you online for months, if there's a mutual interest, there should be a quick meet.
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FumikoOnline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
Someday someone will come into your life and make you say!!!!! This time I got it right.For starters im a blast! I love adventures and love to make people laugh. Im kind of funny. Okay I'm actually hilarious once I'm comfy:) I'm really sweet, generous and tend to put others before me. Im looking for someone who has good values and goals, and isn't afraid to let loose as well. I want to be with someone that when others walk away say "I want what they have" Its a must to be able to have fun with each other, have a good personality, yet at the same time be able to just relax and enjoy eachothers company. I'm relatively new to the whole online dating scene just now starting to take it seriously after a bit of observing. and a bit uneasy about it, but knowing how the dating scene can be here I figured I'll give it a shot! I find myself in the social scene more often than I’d prefer. Ideally I want to be out of the scene but would prefer being with a guy who doesn’t mind going out on occasion. Dinner/cocktails, movies, events, etc... Life is fun and would not be worth living without laughter and family and friends. I love to experience new things and places. I just recently moved back to Southern CA. I am not originally from here but it's home. I am very close with my family. . I am well rounded, Stable, fun woman who just hasn't met the right one yet..... . dates make me nervous, I would have to say something that you love to do, so I can get to see you in your element and having fun. Maybe over a glass of wine to relax the nerves lol. light and casual no expectations!