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EuraOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Before I even introduce myself, I feel like I am obligated to disclose that I am appearing to you now, only because if I haven't offended you once, I am here to do it twice! My friends like to describe me as "out of hand." Which basically means I am extending you a FIRM warning to understand that I do and say things so extreme you might be very worried! If not, then good! Read on!Here is my story, or rather, my record:Elementary school: Suspended. Shanking. Not knives. I pulled some kid's pants down during tetherball. Whatever! 3 days off!Middle school: Suspended on the last day of school for dress code. I wanted to wear short shorts, and they tried to make me put on pants from the "lost and found." I told them to **** themselves. I missed my Algebra final and had to retake the class in HS because of my automatic zero.High school: Ditching classes, suspended. Refusing to give up my cell that rang in class, suspended. Smoking on campus, suspended AND banned from prom! I wore a slutty dress and got wasted elsewhere!College: Graduated, but never attended...well rarely, to take the exams! No incidents! I also got paid to let medical students "examine" me. I should have asked them to palpate my liver! This was a real job.OK Cupid: Banned. What do you have to do to get banned from OKC, you ask!?.....I might have told a few people to fornicate with themselves....and *** responding to people that were wasting my time, I may have forwarded a video of that goat that screams like a human to over ***people! I am a victim of not reading the terms of service! If you spam me with a sh*tmessage, why should I not spam you with a YouTube video of a goat? It's just a persecution of those who are badass indicted by those who suck at life so very enthusiastically!So by very loose definition, I'm a bit of a rebel. If you consider yourself to be adventurous, then we could have a great time! And if not, then you can't say you were not warned! ;)Do you like talking shit? Do you have a verbose vocabulary? Can you accept these traits bilaterally, but tolerate a lot of crude language and profanity?I hope you can understand I have a harsh sense of humor, please do not bother if you can't handle a teasing assessment of yourself or others!My favorite quote:"Work hard, but play harder, that ways the "playing" portion of the equation is a significantly larger amount by default!"The best things about getting kicked off OKC are:I feel validated as a badass that has so much more fun than the standard population (the mean) you would probably need three standard deviations to include me in that distribution!I'm a complete narciciscist! I got to spend part of a whole evening writing about myself AGAIN!I may not ACTUALLY have been kicked off OKC. I could be the victim of a statistically rare, random act of hacking. Or I could have gotten drunk and deleted my old profile. This is all of course, wild speculation! I'm comfortable calling it a mystery. Hopefully getting wasted honestly...The most private thing I’
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MartinOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
Always on the go! I can be a bit on the wild side. Very social, love to be around lots of people. Listen to all kinds of music. Seek to meet a communicative person, open to everything new.
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DwanaOffline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I know what I want so let me tell you what I don't want. I don't want FWB and I'm not DTF, so if that's what you want don't waste my time please. I don't want anymore kids, they are innocent and don't need to hurt any them for no reason. I want fun and adventure and I don't travel much. Teach me something new and show me a new expierence. My brother and children live with me and my brother is my rock. If he doesn't like you and I won't date you. I love working on my truck and going muddin. I'm a beer drinker, so wine is not my thing. Course I would like to go to a wine tasting to see if it is. I love my job and I work monday thru friday so usually you'd have to catch me on the weekends So this is what I have for now, take it or leave it.. I am who I am and I'm not willing to give up my pride or morals to lower myself to make you happy. Thanks for looking!!! Take me on a walk or take me somewhere I haven't been....