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Keely, 31

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About Me

I'm sorry but I am not into hillbillies, rednecks, bros and or douches or some sort of the combo. Please old guys and any of the aforementioned men previously do NOT contact me. I am so utterly unequivocally NOT even remotely interested. Also not interested in chubby or juiced guys. Talk about a major turn off. Sorry, just being honest. This site seems to be more depressing than anything. Is it too much to ask for the male version of me? With that being said...I have 2 B.A. degrees in psychology and criminal justice. Last year I returned back to the states after working the last 2 years for the government in Europe as a Peace Corps Volunteer.I am smart, quick witted, adventurous, have traveled the World and would do it again in a heart beat if given the opportunity, I don't care for this sleepy, boring, uncultured town in which I thought for sure I was going to get away from once I left the states but life has a way of sucking you back in so here I am making the most of it and always seeing the silver lining in every situation. I'm a writer, nap taker, laugh maker and money shaker. Any questions? Impress me and there might be a 2nd date.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    My friends would describe me as an open and honest easy-going girl who loves food! I enjoy yoga, traveling and cooking. I'm inspired by great conversation and people who embrace change and growth, even when it's scary.I'm adventurous and open to trying new things. I'm looking to date, meet new people and see where things go. Interested in learning more? Message me to find out ;)

  • Misti

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    Commence awkward self-promotion!Let's get the essentials out of the way first, eh? I am gainfully employed as a teacher; I love my job and all of its quirks, although it does tend to come home with me often. Also, I have an adorable toddler son who is with me half the time. Don't want to date someone with kids? I'm not your gal. My spawn will win in that decision every time. I'm currently one teeny tiny class away from finishing my master's degree. (Watch this transition about to happen!) I value education a lot and am hugely attracted to smart people who wear their intellect (regardless of whether or not that comes with a formal education) without arrogance, rudeness, or defensiveness. With that said, I admit that I'm kind of a grammar nazi and am unlikely to initiate contact with or respond to people who can't/don't communicate well in writing. I delight in progressive people who believe in the value of a sense of humor. I enjoy random oddities and trivia immensely, because, well, you just never know when it might be useful to know the statistics on the number of people born with a third nipple. Am I right?? (It's 1 in 18, by the way.) I also like traveling, although time and money limit those opportunities some for me, but I'm generally up for little road trips when I can swing them.Surely there is more to say, but we all know few people read profiles that become tediously long, so feel free to say hi if you are so inclined, and perhaps there's more conversation to be had from there! Nothing weird, please.-style dog fight or the Republican National Convention, I don't think there's much for us to say to each other.

  • Makaila

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    I'm 5'11 around 170lbs...I got 5 kids which only 4 of them are still alive :-(....I am very easy to get along with but once u piss me off its all game from there u get what u deserve :-)......I love my friends and family more than anything and will do anything for them........don't be afraid to *** as I get it i will respond :-)....i'm very open and won't hold back and will say whatever is on my mind so if u can't handle that then sorry but then i guess i'm not the one u want to talk to lol....if u want to talk more like i said feel free to just *** just to make this clear i'm not here to just have sex...if i was i sure as hell wouldnt of put lookin for a relationship...i do got to get to know u before anything like that happens so if thats what ur lookin for i'm not the girl ur lookin for. Sorry if that upsets anyone but i figured i'd say it now. Ok a little update: to be honest I am not on here to jump into anything with anyone...i want to make friends and if it goes farther great if not at least I made a friend out of it :-)....so please dont think that all I am here for is to jump straight into something...if u cant be friends with someone 1st and just jump right into something its never gong to work!!!!!Now another thing i dont get...girls and guys both write to *** why cant u have the nerve to at least write back if ur not interested??? Its the least u could do and it doesnt take long either!!!! What maybe a total of 10 seconds??? OMG ur gonna die now to to take that long to write that!!! No need to be rude and ***!!!! Yea u may not like what i just said and say i'm rude but i'm just speakin my mind like i said above that i have no problems doing :-)**if u don't make the first move u never know that person could be what u've been searchin for all ur life!!!!**

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