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Joanie, 54
United States, Maine, Farmington

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I am just back from a Bahamas cruise so decide to post some new pics and update things a bit. ? So anyway a bit about me. Just a normal lady, looking to find someone to spend some time with and see what happens. One of my friends said this feels too much like writing ones obituary...and I think he may be right. But how the heck are you going to know if you want to meet me, or go out with me if I don’t tell you something……so hey…..here goes. From reading so many of these profiles I have determined that we all enjoy being outdoors, we all love the beach, we all consider ourselves to be pretty active, and we all work out or exercise ***times a week. I’d be a liar if I said I work out that often, but I do try to take care of myself. I have never been married, but gave back two rings, no children, unless you count the two cats….which I do as they are treated better than a lot of children. The IRS keeps giving me a hard time every time I try claiming them as dependents. ? I really do love the outdoors and when I grow up I want to be a farmer. I am also a bit sarcastic…but you probably noticed that already. Another friend of mine calls that “snark.” He’s right too. I’ve got some smart and fun guy friends, but alas, not the right one….and yet I keep coming back here and looking to see if he (could it be you?) is out here. I am trying to keep this a bit on the lighter side. Sometimes I think we take ourselves too seriously when writing these things. So I’m trying to just have some fun with it. I also really do love the beach and I tan easily and love water activities. I know how to kayak and can handle myself on a small boat…but mostly I really like to lay on the beach and drink tropical drinks with little umbrellas in them. I found out on the cruise that I am really good at that. ?I do some “Charity-Pay it Forward" well intentioned sort of things with my time. I work with a teenage youth group from my church and I’m experienced in mini golf, glow in the dark golf, mid-nite bowling, lazer tag, (but I really suck at that one) I am working up to “rock climbing” and an overnight kayak trip on the Allegheny. I’ve also done a few Mission trips, and handled many service projects with many groups of teenagers who keep moving thru the ranks. So my own self- description is “a good Christian girl, with a bit of a wild side. :-) If you decide you want to meet me we can go into greater detail regarding that “wild side.” A girl has to have a few secrets…..Anyhow……….I think that is enough BS in this section...thanks for reading and if you got this far, we might actually get along…..shoot me an *** One last thing…if all you want is for me to send you more pics of myself, please move on. I have posted several, so if you want more you are going to have to come and take them yourself. ? We can decide together

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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