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Ailith, 50

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About Me

Outline for profile:1) List all of my good (no, great!) qualities. 2) List all of the good (no, fantastic!, out of this world!) qualities you must have if you think you'll get anywhere near me, and my wonderful self.3) List my hobbies, which you too must enjoy, such as reading romance novels.4) List the characteristics of the main males in such romance novels, and explain that if you do not have the same, then don't even bother to *** that I live in The Real World, and am truly "down to earth" in everything, after completing the above 4 lists.6) State that I love to snuggle/cuddle up with a man near the fireplace, but fail to realize that it's ***degrees outside.7) State that I don't drink/do drugs after writing such a profile.Now..If you actually managed to get through all of that without laughing (or, at least, grinning), then truly don't bother writing. Not to me. And my wonderful self..... .. ...It seems to me that every profile should have this disclaimer:"All photos shown and any thoughts communicated on this profile are total fiction, and only creations of the author's mind. Any resemblance to any person (living or dead) is purely coincidental."Available only where prohibited. Caution: Overexposure may cause temporary insanity, inability to make logical decisions, and lead to poor judgment.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    Hi! Thanks for taking a moment to view my profile. I am a 50 year old middle school art teacher who, like my headline says, is looking for her best friend.I'm interested in finding someone who I can share my life with. As I look at where I am in my life, I would have to admit that I am a very lucky girl, but there is just one thing that is missing. Could that be you?I'm fun, creative, a little bit sarcastic. My friends would say that I have a great sense of humor, that I am loyal and genuine. I have a great family of aunts, uncles, cousins, nieces and nephews that live close by (but not too close) wonderful friends and yes, 3 calico cats.I am looking for that special someone to share my life with and hopefully the future with as well. I want a relationship that is based on trust, respect and laughter. Please don't play games with me. So, tell me your story. If you think that we could possibly be friends, then I would love to hear from you. Maybe I am old fashioned, but I like to be courted. If you are interested in meeting me, then let's set up a lunch date or perhaps we could meet for coffee after work. I'll drink tea. I love to go to the movies or to the theater, but not on a first date. I want to get to know you, so we are going to have to talk, which is frowned upon at the movies. Ask me questions about myself and I'll ask about you. Be kind. Show me who you are. Be honest with me. Be a gentleman.

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    I spend a lot of time thinking about the present and try to live in it without worrying about the past or future too much. Need a partner to share every moment of my life with, to feel joy and happiness.

  • Abilene

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-56

    I'm a single mom who works too much to go out & search for mister right so here i am :) i enjoy dinner & dancing....nice walk on the boardwalk or beach or just even a quietNight at home watching movies....love to cook & bake....so you need to bring your appetite ..easy going & wear my heart on my sleeve so I'm sometimes too nice fir my own good...just a little bit of info about me....oh and yes 6'1" is teally how tall i am...it's not a typo :) Dinner is usually a good place to start to see if there's chemistry. ..an see what happens after that

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