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Eldreda
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Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 46-56
Ok, so they wont let me just say, Later..., so I guess I need to babble for at least 4 sentences. There's one. Guess that makes two. And now we have three. Let's see if that is enough? Nope, ok, so now what to say??? Hmmmm? I really don't like this part, describing myself. I know I can be a lot of fun. FYI, I AM NOT from OK, I've been here 6 yrs. I will get out!! I'm more of a small city girl. Ok, let's try that.I purposefully did not give much info on "me" and who I am. I want to be the one who decides who get's to know "more" about me. A single woman can not be "too cautious" these days. If your interested in knowing more just message me. If the feelings mutual, I will let you know. I hope you "get it"....and thank you for understanding.
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Reiko
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Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 45-55
?...... Then I'm your girl!!But seriously if you can't open your own pickle jar then being single is the least of your worries ;) As for me, I'm just a girl looking for a guy who can appreciate all the great and maybe not so great things about me and who doesnt take up much closet space ;) I am looking for someone who has a great sense of humor, is fit and active, is not a couch potato (except for HBO nights). Ha :) no wonder I'm single, right ?Please don't contact me unless you have a picture on your profile. And I am not interested in your excuse as to why you have no picture. Also please do not be a stalker and add me to your favourites unless we have chatted.Please have recent close up pictures without the hat and sunglasses. All my pictures are current (taken in the last couple of months). And last but not least if you are not single and/or looking for fwb move right along please and thanks. Coffee is boring. It's summer ! Lets go for a walk or a bike ride down by the lake or toss a frisbee around. Something to keep us moving and have a few laughs together and find out if there's any chemistry.
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Britney
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Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 47-57
Hi there, I'm seeking a like-minded man to share a disastrous ***month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings. I'm told I'm fairly good looking, but I'll let you be the judge of that - I'm generally caring and very honest. I am looking for an attractive man who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead him to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we're lucky - both! You should: * be 20 to 50 years old; * have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships; * have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past; and * be willing to threaten self-harm and/or annihilation as a weapon to control your partner and make them stay with you and care for you. Although not completely necessary, I would prefer men: * with nice smiles and eyes; * that has a better than average behind; * who are married or already in unstable relationships; * that drink to forget; and * who have had a previous established diagnosis of Borderline or Dependent Personality Disorder, Manic Depression, Anxiety Disorder or Bi-Polar Affective Disorder - or who are currently taking Lithium Carbonate, SSRIs, or Tri-cyclic antidepressants If you think you meet these requirements (and wow, I'm getting excited just writing them!), please don’t hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible. In the meantime, thank you for reading my advert, and do take care. P.S If you have done a spread for G.Q. Magazine or Playgirl or are extremely rich, I might just be able to overlook the fact you may not be bat-sh*t crazyIf you don't get my headline, we probably won't be a match.All the best, Me! swap diagnosis and compare meds.