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Emma, 46

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About Me

I want to meet someone and be able to feel that exciting *** I want to get butterflies when we hold hands, and melt when we kiss.I want to go to a restaurant and flirt the whole time, have a nice bottle of wine together and feel as if I can't wait to leave the restaurant after, so we can be alone and focus on just each other. Is there such a man out there I wonder, or was that just Sir. Lancelot in a fairy tale? If he's out there, I want to meet him! I'm not some skinny boy shaped girl, I'm very curvy. So if you want skinny, I'm not your girl.Just a note*** I seem to get along best with men who's zodiac signs are either Cancer, Aries and Capricorn, for some reason! Strange I know! I don't follow it as a guide. just for fun. Oh! And if all of your pictures of yourself are you in big dark sunglasses where no one can see your face, and some guys have the glasses AND a hat...I don't know who you're hiding from, but I won't talk to a guy that I can't see. Sorry sunglasses men.My older brother put this on ***, and I thought it was so funny I laughed so hard I cried! hope you think it's funny too...Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes.Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!)You will need :-1 cup sugar, 1 tsp baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1 bottle Vodka,2 cups dried fruit....Sample a cup of Vodka to check the quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor you just put there, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. If the fried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now sh*tshift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin ***degrees and try not to fall over. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat Nice dinner,some wine, conversation and flirting!You can IM me on the cell app ***

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Lavelle

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    I am very down to earth and looking for the same in a funny, artsy, funky, educated guy. I think I'm a bit off beat, maybe a bit eccentric. Ordinary mainstream stuff is a bit annoying to me. I like the dives, the one offs and the unique things in life. I am a foodie and love trying new restaurants and flavors. I wish I could save the world (or at least educate and pull everyone out of poverty) but it's too big, maybe just a soul here and there. I love my volunteer work in the city mentoring fifth grade girls and sticking with them through school so that most of them attend college. Maybe I can make a bit of a difference but I have found that you can only try to be a catalyst. The real difference has to be made by the subject himself. And the truth is, you just have to accept that you tried your best, which isn't always easy. My last big trips were Thailand and India just wish I could be a full-time nomad. I love seeing new places and cultures and learning new things.I need a quick wit and a sharp sense of humor. I find those things A-MAzing. I might have some of those qualities but only if you bring it out in me. I have to admit I feed off of a certain type of energy vibe. It's pretty intense when I find it. You have to be comfortable in your own skin. Be authentic.So I am looking for a fun partner who has class, finesse and style and is preferably tattoo-free. Hopefully you'll enjoy foreign and independent films, dining where there is a real chef with fresh ingredients, being in nature and just being generally spontaneous and free-spirited. Chemistry of course we've heard about ad nauseum, but I seem to either have *** for someone or I try to convince myself to give it time and it never really seems to happen. How sad really that our checklists just don't work. Pheromones...a small hex on us all. So I am a very passionate and sensual person and need the same. I love snuggling and finding my favorite little tasty morsel of you. I am extremely close with my family and friends and hope you also have a good support system. I won't be giving them up for anyone so if you don't know how to share it won't work out.I don't play games and don't appreciate someone who does the push/pull thing so I aim for a peaceful relationship without much drama. I hope to find someone to truly give my love to - someone that appreciates me the way I am and returns the same. I want to help nurture someone, encourage new interests, and be supportive as I wish my partner to be with me. Humor is of course an essential ingredient to any relationship and there is absolutely nothing better than a good laugh. I love being silly and I'm quite quirky. Definitely *not* normal ;-) Dinner at a funky restaurant and a walk by the water or anything that includes wine or coffee.

  • Becky

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    Basically I'm not a high maintenance type of girl. I just like the simple things in life. Sometimes I like to go out dancing and other times I just like to relax to a nice meal, glass of wine and a good movie, I love movies, or just listening to music. My taste in music varies from anything to rock and roll to jazz, not too keen on hip hop though, but would tolerate it I had to. Going on nice, serene walks by the beach, just taking in nature is also a favorite of mine as well, always nicer with someone though.When I'm not working most of my free time is spent with my son who is 7 years old, so downtime is important to me along with some adult conversation. I am a single mom, so up until now my life really has been on a whirlwind of birthday parties, sports, kids movies etc., so now I'm trying to enjoy MY time as much as I can. Nothing fancy, just chatting, getting to know one another over a cup of coffee

  • Shalanda

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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 44-54

    Looking for an "old school" man who has kids and "gets it" I know the right guy for me is out there somewhere..I am willing to wait...I love the old fashioned sunday dinners, how about you?...(its sauce by the way not gravy! :)..I have a silly sense of humor, do you like to laugh??.I am extremely loyal and expect the same..I protect those that I love and it would be nice to feel that way too..Id like to meet someone I can plan romantic evenings for, miss when we arent together and smile just by thinking of him...conversation and communication is very important to me....intelligence is very sexy!!!....the right man will give me butterflies just by looking at me....hoping to meet someone who is stable emotionally as well as financially.. I have my own home, my own car, my own dog..I wouldnt trade my life for anyone's...I hope to have my last first date...my forever love...someone to complete my already very blessed life..About the one I'm looking for...im looking to meet a friend first, someone to laugh with, share secrets with, no awkward silence, enjoying comfortable silence, someone who is smart but not arrogant, respects the older and wiser generations, someone who always has a positive outlook, someone who is close to his family...someone who gives me butterflies with just a kiss...roadtrips to nowhere, coffee and conversation, making dinner at home together, watching old movies, getting dressed up for our date nights!!I'd just like to add...! the beach anytime of year.. Surprise me

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