SIMILAR PEOPLE
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BrinleyOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Most lonesome nights are spent soaking in a good spray tan while spooning my cat, Francine. I watch the Oprah Winfrey Network pretty much ***. I'm seeking a life partner who's willing to be spray tanned every weekend and watch The Bachelor with me every Monday. Please don't message me if you have a flavor savor. It's a non-negotiable. Seriously, if you have one, think seriously about shaving it. Also, you need to be taller than me, I'm a huge ****.Also, please LIKE The Painted Lady Tanning on ***!! https://www.facebook. We'll drink champagne and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which you will pretend to enjoy. Any criticism of Honey Boo Boo will result in immediate rejection. If I drink enough, we'll make out then I'll send you home with a debilitating case of blue balls. You probably won't call, but I suppose that's what I get for inflicting Honey Boo Boo/blue ball torture.
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MyriamOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
Seems like everyone says the same thing. How they are so down to earth and easy going. Then I took at look at my profile and it pretty much said the same thing. Haha. Well ... that needs to change! I like to have fun, find new adventures ... loving finding something out of the ordinary to do. If that sounds like something you would be into please send me a message. What I am looking for is someone with some kind of edge. Something that makes them different. So tired of the same old thing. I love beards! Always look at guys with a beard first. Seems like I'm odd in that way, but I just love it. I love being outside so if you do too that would be awesome. I'm stuck inside all day so anytime I can get out I love it! Hopefully there is someone awesome and fun out there!**I'm not looking for a pen pal and won't add you on *** I don't respond to you the first time, the second and third response from you won't likely get a reply either - check yourself before you wreck yourself :)
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RoryOffline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
I love spending time with my 2 favorite kids, watch them grow, learn, and smile. I love to go to the beach and lake, could go everyday if my job let me. Lol. I am a great mom, work full time while raising my kids, help in my children's class on my days off, would do anything for my family and friends, and have my degree in Criminal Justice. I have considered going back to school to become a teacher or possibly law school, but at the moment I am happy with my job and time I have with my kids. I am completely open to music, but my little girl has really got me into listening to country, which I love!Ultimately, I am looking for someone to get to know, someone i can talk to, someone I can be myself around, and to see where it goes. Someone who knows how to take a girl on an actual date and have lots of laughter. Pretty simple girl and I don't ask for much.