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Brinley, 31

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About Me

Most lonesome nights are spent soaking in a good spray tan while spooning my cat, Francine. I watch the Oprah Winfrey Network pretty much ***. I'm seeking a life partner who's willing to be spray tanned every weekend and watch The Bachelor with me every Monday. Please don't message me if you have a flavor savor. It's a non-negotiable. Seriously, if you have one, think seriously about shaving it. Also, you need to be taller than me, I'm a huge ****.Also, please LIKE The Painted Lady Tanning on ***!! https://www.facebook. We'll drink champagne and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which you will pretend to enjoy. Any criticism of Honey Boo Boo will result in immediate rejection. If I drink enough, we'll make out then I'll send you home with a debilitating case of blue balls. You probably won't call, but I suppose that's what I get for inflicting Honey Boo Boo/blue ball torture.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    Disclaimer:I am not here for hookups!!!!!If you are heartbroken/on the rebound/still hung on your ex and are trying to pass time/just want sex/or simply not sure if u are ready I AM NOT THE GIRL FOR YOU!ALSO, I am curvy. If you are not comfortable with that then please don't message me!That being said i would like to find someone who i connect with and start a future with. I want kids and marriage and i wouldnt mind them sooner then later. So if you arent ready for that, we probably arent a match. please don't be offended if i don't respond or we don't click. sometimes you just are not on the same page. that aside, heres some stuff about me. I'm ready to be closer to my family and put some roots down of my ownHmm some other things about me.... i have a lot of tattoos and plan to get more. im a huge fan of music. i think it can literally save you. i love photography. went to school for it for a little but decided i wanted to keep it a hobby. i think life can tend to happen and make you forget to laugh and enjoy yourself. so i try to take advantage of time i can laugh and have fun. i like to keep things interesting in my life. i love staying home for a night, going to a football game(Go Seahawks:)) or going out to a bar, or spending the day in the sun. Since im new to living at the beach i would love to get into water sports and spend time at the beach more. i would love to get out of the city more often too, hike, camp, explore, bike ride, kayak(I just got one!!). i just dont get to so it that often. so if you are the type that does that i would love to join, though I'm a beginner. :) some place to get to know each other. nothing to loud but nothing to quiet. imagination goes a long way too.

  • Madonna

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    I love to do new things and love spending time with my 2 little boys I am a single mother and they are the #1 things in my life. I like going out with my friends and being involved with my kids. I an a very loyal person and want someone that is just as loyal and someone that will tell me the truth no matter what. I work hard and play just as hard. I love to be active! I am game to do almost anything from going to the farmers market to jumping on the back of a Harley for the weekend, spending time with family and friends to getting away with just that one person. I am willing to try new things and go out of my comfort zone. I really don't know how to talk about my self, so if you have a question please let me know. I don't like men that are full of them self or someone that has to know what your doing every part of the day and who your with. Sorry I am a big girl and I have taken care of myself before you and I can after you. I also don't like people that don't understand I have a past and those people are still in my life I have am proud to have served my country in the US Navy and support everyone that has served and those that are still serving.off you really read all the way to this point then I would love to talk to you.

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    Hi there. I left this sight for awhile but now im back. I like to read, listen to music, and go to the movies. I like most types of music and movies. As far as books go it has to be romance. I like to think im a fun person. I like to laugh. I dont judge people. Well i dont know what else to say. If you want to know anything else just ask. By the way if you cant handle a fat person then dont bother sending me a messege. Dont use my asthma as an excuse. Please, no married men. Im not a home wrecker. For a first date im thinking dinner and conversation.

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