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Brinley, 31

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About Me

Most lonesome nights are spent soaking in a good spray tan while spooning my cat, Francine. I watch the Oprah Winfrey Network pretty much ***. I'm seeking a life partner who's willing to be spray tanned every weekend and watch The Bachelor with me every Monday. Please don't message me if you have a flavor savor. It's a non-negotiable. Seriously, if you have one, think seriously about shaving it. Also, you need to be taller than me, I'm a huge ****.Also, please LIKE The Painted Lady Tanning on ***!! https://www.facebook. We'll drink champagne and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which you will pretend to enjoy. Any criticism of Honey Boo Boo will result in immediate rejection. If I drink enough, we'll make out then I'll send you home with a debilitating case of blue balls. You probably won't call, but I suppose that's what I get for inflicting Honey Boo Boo/blue ball torture.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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