SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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JamesOnline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
I am bothered that I am on an online dating site. lol That being said, I am only gonna be on here for a very short time. If nothing works out in that short time, then it wasn't meant to be. I don't put up with games or players. I want a serious relationship, I don't hook up. I love animals and am very passionate about what I believe in. I LOVE to laugh.:) I want a man, not a boy. I am very loyal and giving. While I feel bad saying this, I am generally not attracted to "ethnic" guys. No offense at all, I enjoy all races, I just don't find myself physically attracted. I am Christian, so if that bothers you look elsewhere. I don't give out my number to guys who send me a message for the first time asking for it. I have met a lot of losers, so I am cautious. If you can't understand or respect that, I am not the girl for you. I don't mind social drinking, but if you drink most days and get wasted all the time I'd have to pass. I love to have fun and laugh, and go out but we're not in high school anymore. It's time to be an adult. lol That's all for now. :)
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HildegardeOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
Uhhh...I am really sarcastic. My friends would tell you I'm funny, if I paid them enough. I REFUSE to " lol ", it feels completely unnatural to me (and reminds me of the old dial-up days of AOL for some reason...). Sushi is overrated. I enjoy writing strongly worded letters and "stickin' it to The Man" when I can. (One of my MANY useful but nevertheless unmarketable skills...). I enjoy being creative and original. I'd consider myself spontaneous...as long as I know ahead of time. (Seriously, how else will I know what shoes to wear?) I really, really, REALLY love my dog. :)The following section is just my senseless ranting about this website and the people who use it...you. Written in 20 or so minutes after being on here for a week. Read at your own risk.Ohhhhh the pages I could write on all the rediculous things I've found over and over again in your profiles... Here are some of my favorites:1. Your Headline reads something like: "Insert clever headline here". WOW! HAHAHA! SO CLEVER! Ummmmm, No. I must see that headline on at least 20% of profiles. But thanks for pointing out your lack of originality and laaaaame sense of humor.2. You leave your entire Description and Interests sections blank, save for something like, "I really hate describing myself. Anything you want to know just ask. I'm an open book" or "I have way too many interests to list". How the hell do you expect some stranger to even begin to ask you anything when she knows literally nothing about you? Even if there's a picture of you surfing..."Uhhh so you surf? Yeah. Cool. Uhhhhh..." Okay, good talk. Goooood talk.3. Copy & Paste ***? ;/ Do you think we can't tell? When your initial contact consists of you blabbering on about all your interests (which by the way HAS a place, in your Interests section!!!) and some ambiguous compliment clearly having nothing to do with anything specific to MY profile ***you're obviously waiting for statistics to work in your favor... If 1 out of every 1 million girls respond positively to this lazy and insincere pick-up attempt, then gosh darnit, you've got a buttload of *** send! ~~"So you're sayin' there's a chance...?!"4. Your pictures. Ohhh man this needs its own section in my rant... ~You have 1 or 2 pictures total... Over the course of one's lifetime I am sure that every ugly mofo has had at least 3 deceptively decent looking photos taken of them. And then 100's more that show what they ACTUALLY look like. So pick a couple of those and throw em up there. ~Why do so many of you guys take pictures IN the driver's seat of your car?! I just don't get it... ~ People take pictures of themselves in the bathroom because there is a mirror in there... I honestly don't see what the big deal is. So GET OVER IT! And quit talking shmack about what every other guy does on meetville. How do you even know anyway...? (Plus mirror pics make a lot more sense than in a car...) ~IF you do take a mirror pic, please be smarter than the mirror... If you move your head and/or body and/or phone a little bit I PROMISE there are literally endless combinations of ways to stand that don't require your ENTIRE FACE be blocked out by your phone. But again, thanks for pointing out your dreadful lack of intelligence right-off-the-bat.5. Content: Okay, clearly a lot of you "easy-going" and "laid back" fellas are into "anything outdoors" but you "are also cool with just staying in".....? But seriously, why can't I find any profiles mentioning how much you like laughing and having fun?! Personally, I hate fun of all sorts. Especially laughing. (that was of course...what? That's right. Sarcasm***last thing then I'm done...If you claim to not care about something and thus refuse to discuss it (ahem...religion or politics), this does NOT make you "open-minded". It pretty much makes you the opposite actually.Have an AWESOME day retards! ;D I like surprises... ;D ...and flying kites!
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MarjorieOnline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I have a baby girl who means everything to me. I'm a very down to earth kinda girl, and I love to make people laugh. I'm the kind of girl who likes to go out and have a good time but is just as happy staying in and watching a movie. I'm kind of a dork,and can be pretty random and goofy at times but that's just part of my charm haha well at least i think so lol *** I'm only attracted to white guys or guys who look white,I'm not racist it's just a preference****DO NOT HIT ME UP IF- If you're looking for a friends with benefits or hook up